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Post your own FML!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by ogh3, Jun 20, 2011.

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  1. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Very simple. Original ideas. Do not post FML that have all ready been said (including the ones on the apps)

    For those of you who do not know what an FML is: it stands for F*ck my Life. they are little posts that (don't necessarily have to be true) show unfortunate things that happened to you and are supposed to be funny.

    They don't have to be clean, just do not make it too dirty.

    FML always start with "Today," and end with ".FML"

    Do not start with "Yesterday", "2 days ago", "Last Week", or anything along the lines of that.

    All right, here we go:
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    Today, I jumped into my pool not knowing that my dog just took a dump into it. FML
     
    ogh3, Jun 20, 2011
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  2. kukuru

    kukuru Well-Known Member

    Today, nothing bad that I could post on RomU happens to me yet. FML
     
    kukuru, Jun 21, 2011
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  3. kenny6457

    kenny6457 Well-Known Member

    My fingers hurt so bad. FML
     
    kenny6457, Jun 21, 2011
    #3
  4. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    There's already a whole website for this.
    Oh look I'm becoming a troll. fml.
     
    someirishkid, Jun 21, 2011
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  5. slapmeorelse

    slapmeorelse Well-Known Member

    The originality of the topic decreases with each and every post FML
     
    slapmeorelse, Jun 21, 2011
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  6. LuckyTrouble77

    LuckyTrouble77 Well-Known Member

    Waffle YAY
     
    LuckyTrouble77, Jun 21, 2011
    #6
  7. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Today, I fucked my life. By god was it tight.
     
    Stanley Richards, Jun 21, 2011
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  8. ab0456

    ab0456 Well-Known Member

    today a guy went on a rampage in my computering class. The guy was retarded FML.
     
    ab0456, Jun 22, 2011
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  9. LuckyTrouble77

    LuckyTrouble77 Well-Known Member

    Today, I ate a cookie. It was delightful. Waffle. YAY
     
    LuckyTrouble77, Jun 22, 2011
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  10. slapmeorelse

    slapmeorelse Well-Known Member

    Nathan is talking about cookies and waffles whilist we are all in despair FML
     
    slapmeorelse, Jun 22, 2011
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  11. ab0456

    ab0456 Well-Known Member

    today my parents asian raged at me. FML
     
    ab0456, Jun 23, 2011
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  12. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    today for some reason my project zomboid wont launch

    fml
     
    ShinChanfan, Jun 23, 2011
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  13. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Today, my laptop blew up internally. I just got it. FML
     
    ogh3, Jun 24, 2011
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  14. ab0456

    ab0456 Well-Known Member

    today my internet ran away FML
     
    ab0456, Jun 24, 2011
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  15. kenny6457

    kenny6457 Well-Known Member

    Today, a squirrel cut my internet off for ten min. FML
     
    kenny6457, Jun 24, 2011
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  16. usernameladiesman217

    usernameladiesman217 Well-Known Member

    Today, I caught my son in an upside down position giving himself a blowjob, I can't decide whether I'm disgusted or jealous. FML
     
    usernameladiesman217, Jun 24, 2011
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  17. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Today, I discovered that Usernameladiesman217 is my father. FML
     
    ogh3, Jun 25, 2011
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  18. LuckyTrouble77

    LuckyTrouble77 Well-Known Member

    Pancakes are yummy, and puppies are nice. YAY
     
    LuckyTrouble77, Jun 25, 2011
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  19. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Today, Nathan's waffle was soggy, his pancake wasn't well made, and he witnessed a puppy getting shot. FML
     
    ogh3, Jun 25, 2011
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  20. LuckyTrouble77

    LuckyTrouble77 Well-Known Member

    My waffle was delightful, the pancake was perfectly fluffy, and the puppy was only shot with a blank and proceeded to be adorable. YAY
     
    LuckyTrouble77, Jun 25, 2011
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