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Post ya most weird spam messages!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Jonez001, Apr 6, 2011.

  1. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Each human with a mail adress gets spam. So I do! I got this:

    The New 3DS Card Has Arrived! The #1 Flash Card for the N3DS with 100% Compatibility.
    Plug and Play - No Hacking Needed! 2GB Kingston MicroSD Included! Also supports DS/DSL/DSI/DSILL/DSIXL

    Only $24.95 with FREE Shipping WORLDWIDE. PayPal Proudly Accepted.

    30 Day Money Back Guarantee - 60 Day Replacement Policy

    Limited Quantities Available! Don't wait!
    Visit http://www.3DSCard.co to learn more or place an order!

    P.S. Don't forget to ask us about our Drop-Shipping and Bulk Discounts!

    Thank you and Enjoy,
    3DSCard Team


    Unsubscribe me from this mailing list

    3DSCard
    417B. W. Foothill Dr. #411
    Glendora, California 91741
     
  2. Don9aldo

    Don9aldo Well-Known Member

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    Spam from DA, OH YEAH!
     
  3. finalmario

    finalmario Well-Known Member

    Weirdest spam message: this thread.
     
  4. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    "YOU ARE A GOD DAMEN [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] IN A GODAMN [​IMG] FULL OF [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] AND [​IMG] [​IMG] ON [​IMG] AND YOU FUCK WHIT A [​IMG] A [​IMG] A [​IMG] A [​IMG] A [​IMG] AND A [​IMG] THAT LIVES IN A [​IMG] WHIT [​IMG] AND [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] "
    Yes. He was serious, and this was on the minecraft forums. A topic about some scam about free minecraft, lol.
     
  5. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    "YOU ARE A GOD DAMEN IN A GODAMN FULL OF AND ON AND YOU FUCK WHIT A A A A A AND A THAT LIVES IN A WHIT AND "
    Yes. He was serious, and this was on the minecraft forums. A topic about some scam about free minecraft, lol.
     
  6. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    I delete them straight away but ive had 5 or 6 that claim to be some lawyer with £££££££££££s from a dead client and if I send him my details I can have 50% or something.
     
  7. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    "Hi!
    Good news! The Rascal Ass Thunder Large Anal Vibrator you were interested in at Lovehoney is now back in stock!

    Here is a link to its product page:
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17532&aff=rm

    Thank you again for visiting Lovehoney
    Lovehoney Customer Care"

    Some bastard has been signing my email up to lovehoney's out of stock items or something.
    I don't find this funny at all. :S
     
  8. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    BARRISTER'S CHAMBERS:
    Andreaw Fraser & Associates
    Fax: + 44 203 004 2365
    Address: 33 Bedford Row London Wc1r 4jh, England.


    On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Juriaan Kugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letters were returned undelivered.

    I wish to notify you that the late Engr. Juriaan Kugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30,100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

    This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

    Engr. Juriaan Kugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, Endeavours to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

    You are advice to contact me with my personal email: [email protected]

    Await your prompt response.

    Yours in Service,

    Barrister Andreaw Fraser Esq.
    Principal Partners: Barrister Aidan Walsh Esq. Mr. Markus
    Wolfgang, Barrister John Marvey Esq. Barrister Jerry Smith Esq.
     
  9. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Wow so much money!
     
  10. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    You can have it if you want, just tell him I left you it in my will ;)
     
  11. hell0w33n

    hell0w33n New Member

    The G-20 Group in relationship with HSBC London has concluded that
    our working partner (Money Gram Malaysia) has helped us to send your
    first instalmental payment of US$5,000 as instructed by the Group of
    Twenty (G-20) in conjuction with the Malaysia government and will keep
    sending you $5000 twice a week until the full payment of (US$820,000 )
    is completed.Below is the information

    Senders Name:max white
    Money Refrence Number:9910-0013
    Amount to be confirm:$5000

    To track your funds, You are to forward your name and phone number
    to our money gram agent(Mr Allan Davis)


    Best Regards,
    Dr.Allan Davis