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Polarbear Cafe, My Project :)

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by kamage, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Well, I was expected to do a business project ( I had all month to do it, but I did it in one night >.<) and.. I decided to do it about

    Polarbear Cafe.


    *Really corny >.<*

    I didn't bother elaborating, because my PA teacher's not gonna read it anyways -.-

    Also, it's pretty bad >.<


    Name of Business: Polarbear Café

    Location of Business: San Francisco, California



































    Brief History:

    Polarbear Café came into light on the succulent day of December 21, 2012, as it engrossingly progressed under the management of a Mr. Karl Jude G. Rojas. The café owed its luck to a mysterious benefactor of the Serramonte Shopping Center in Daly City, California, as they heavily advertised the bean sprout of a business to their every-so-ready shoppers.
    The progressive advance may have also been contributed by the insightful Flickr team (www.flickr.com) as they fed their visitors a light appetizer of ads containing the mascot of the Polarbear Café.
    Currently, the Café is under single ownership as it continues to provide a recreational-service type as a “hang-out” for all ages, a buffet/diner for those seeking a new spice in life, a stern, yet simple design for gamers, readers, or those just looking for a little peace in this race called life.
    Other services include catering, run by our expert chef Joshua O. Pangan, assisted by our compromising assistant chef Kyle Zosa, and our five star baker, Augustine Danthea D. Gutierrez. Our entertainment agency is headed by our own musician, Vince Louise M. Milan, along with his band mates Julius Quiaba, John Stephen Buhay, and Omar Nombreda. Our party administration is lead by our rookie of the year, Nathaniel Fernandez, assisted by Aaron Blanco, and Mark Maloto.
    Our board of members is only picked from the best of the best, wherein we guarantee service like no place else. Our quality is only made from the freshest ingredients, our quantity is more than what you’d expect, and our service is the friendliest in the world! We cannot say no to good service, as you cannot say no to life.

    Our world may have reached is limit, but our goal has endless possibilities, there is no room here for boring, there is only room for improvement.










    Schedule

    Come join us everyday as we bring to you the joyous parade of snow everyday at 7:00 am-7:10am, 12:30pm-12:40pm, 3:00pm-3:10pm, 6:00pm-6:10pm, 8:00pm-8:10pm.
    The parade of snow primarily consists of an interactive parade, wherein mascots parade around the children’s party area playing around with all ages. Occasionally, we may have a surprise guest appearance of various celebrities. (Note: This is intended for children between the ages of 2-10)

    If you’re older, and you’re looking for a little excitement, our entertainment agency pops in every now and then to bring various types of entertainment in our café proper. The gigs booked during these random times are posted upon our bulletin board above our front desk. Our choice of entertainment is compromised of those looking for a chance in the limelight, or those already known.
    One other thing, don’t expect those run-of-the-mill acts.

    On Tuesdays, we hold our weekly poetry night, come join us in our café proper during the hours of 7:00pm-9:00pm as we listen to the soothing styles of various poets, and some you may even know! We hold on the spot poetry contests at the same time, so come, listen, enjoy, and try out for a chance for a free meal!

    Every Wednesday, we are thrilled to stage an all day championship on one particular game in our extreme gaming grounds area of the Café. Whether computer games, or card games, it’s all here, the whole day. (Note: Entrance fee is $1.00, cash prize is based on the amount of entries)
    We also hold official tournaments for various games such as WoW, Pokemon DS, DotA, SC, C&C: Red Alert-Kane’s Revenge, SSBB, etc.
    **It doesn’t stop at only one branch; we hold them against different chains of the world. Who knows? You can face the top one of the world.

    On Thursdays, we offer an all you can eat buffet, courtesy of our management. We offer a different menu every week, and occasionally, we may even add a special treat, or even a special guest appearance!

    Every Friday, we offer a free buffet for those aged 6 and below. Friday is a time where these kids usually get a chance to go out, so don’t spoil their day and “tipid” on their meals! (Note: Choices are limited by a special menu)

    On Saturdays, we expect something different, hence the name “Something’s different ‘bout Saturday”. You can never expect what’s gonna happen every Saturday, even the time will be random.

    Sunday, a fresh start. Every Sunday, we will bring out our special cooks to come out and cook right in front of you! Learn first hand how to apply your very own cooking skills to your own dishes! Watch these professionals show off their seasoned skills in cooking. Who knows, you might even score a job at our restaurant!




    Environment







    Our area of distribution is completely safe, as we excel in 24/7 security, and various security techniques naked to the naked eye. Our main branch is located in San Francisco on 4th street, next to Marriot Hotel.
    We guarantee a clean environment, unsusceptible to the dangers of allergies, pollution, and dangerous figures, all while staying at a comfortable 60 degree temperature, to a sub-zero polar bear chillers room (Don’t worry, we supply free sweaters for this room! **Requires receipt of $100+)
    Our area of distribution is guaranteed safe, and fresh foods, as our providers get their source from only the best companies that are known to be safe.
    Our safety precautions dictate that we are required to have a clinic due to our ever so lively play area in the party territory. We also deserve no lower than what we serve, because we serve to you, our dear customer.
    A company is only as good as its workers, and our workers have yet to fail us, even until this very moment.

    This location was precisely chosen due to the intersection which would provide a steady line of business, as well as a steady line of parties. We occasionally invite random guests, but rest assured, the meal is free, and the person is safe.
    Safety is our number one rule; satisfaction is our number one rule, what is our second rule? Always follow rule one!

    Credit: Lou Shipping enterprises, for shipping our gold quality goods. (LAND)
    Aya’s Bakery, for allowing us to use some of their items on their menu
    Alaska Corp, for allowing us to fish in their waters
    ATA Airlines for our swift air transport (AIR)
    Shippers Co. for our steady source of furniture (SEA)













    Competitive Position

    Do you honestly expect the Polarbear Café to be all carefree? I hope you didn’t, because we are still in this world of competition.
    Our venue is located at the intersection of 4th street, and Market Street, a densely populated area located in the heart of “Mission Area”. We run an area that is roughly 4,500 square feet, under a seven story building. We take command of our competitors by force, give a little, take a lot is our competitive motto, and we stand by it.
    Our store was meant to thrive within this urban jungle, survival of the fittest, we constantly send out assassins to assassinate the competition (Not literally) We only send the best trained Polar bears out on these missions.
    Okay, honestly, we set out on journeys we call “scouting” to check in with the latest prices of our competition. With this in mind, we will guarantee the lowest prices, along with the best quality.
    Our marketing strategies are carefully planned out in out population target area, aimed towards all ages, whether child, or senior, we have a place for you! We advertise on billboards, radio shows, television, blimps, posters, and hand outs. We make sure to cover the entire city without making a mess.
    Our goal onto the consumer is to be effective as a provider, as we give service to the customers; we are to work as fast as possible to satisfy the person’s demands.
    Our Man power is anything but small, we have so many basic branches that have their own individual focus, our Janitor branch is in charge of cleanliness, our Food branch is in charge of food (of course!), our entertainment is in charge of your entertainment, our med unit is in charge of medicine, our party planner group is in charge of planning parties, and if you haven’t guessed by now, we’ve got everything covered!
    Our products are those usually seen in 5 star restaurants, and cafes. We provide a place to chillax, and reflect on life, while you eat, play, watch, or even rent a room upstairs! Our business currently stands as a Café/Restaurant/Recreation area/Inn, and if you have any more suggestions on what we can be, please, tell us.

















    Le Menu
    [Dec. 3, 2008-Dec.5 2008]
    Appetizers

    Cheese Sticks………………..$1.00
    Onion Rings…………………...$1.50
    French Fries……………….....$1.75
    Chicken Tenders……………. $2.50
    Egg Rolls (Shanghai)………. $1.50
    Buffalo wings………………..$1.75
    Potato skins…………………. $1.60
    Chips…………………………...$0.80
    Fish&Chips……………………..$1.20
    Sampler Platter……………..$1.50
    Mystery Platter……………...$1.00
    Party platter (Good for 5)…. $6.00
    Chef’s choice…………………..$1.00
    Chef’s appetite………………...$3.00
    Manager’s choice……………...$2.00


    Soups

    Delicious Ham and Potato Soup……..$3.50
    Cream of Mushroom…………………..$2.25
    Clam Chowder…………………………$3.25
    Sinigang………………………………..$2.50
    Rice Soup………………………………$2.30
    Cream of Lobster……………………..$7.50
    Caviar’s resort………………………..$13.50
    Tulingan………………………………...$4.20
    GUMBO…………………………………...$3.50

    Entrée

    Alaskan king crab……………………..$34.50
    Grilled Cod……………………………..$28.75
    Pan Bread Steak………………………. $43.50
    Alaskan Salmon………………………....$39.75
    Blue Marlin……………………………...$23.50
    Roasted Chicken………………………..$16.75

    Salads

    Caesar Salad………………………$7.50
    Chicken Salad………………………$7.50
    Fruit Salad…………………………. $6.50
    Potato Casserole…………………$5.40
    Cornucopia…………………………..$10.00
    Chef’s surprise……………………. $8.00


    Drinks

    Soda………………………..……………. $1.00
    Iced Tea (Brew)……………...……………$2.00
    Ice Cream………………………………....$3.00
    Your choice (Endless)…………………$10.00
    Coffee…………………………………. $Varies
    Decaf…………………………………$Varies



    Ye Old Inn Rates
    (Includes Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner)

    1 day………………………………..$70
    2 Days………………………………$135
    3Days………………………………. $190
    1 Week…………………………………. $350
    1 Month………………………………. $1000
    (Additional days after 1 month cost $35 each)


    Services

    Massage………………………..$25
    Room Service…………………Depends
    Cable TV…...Provided
    Landline……………………………Provided
    10% Discount on activities…………….Provided
    Pool…………………………………….Provided
    Sports area……………………………..$5 membership fee
    Manicure……………………………………$15
    Spa………………………………………. $30
    Fashion Salon………………………..Depends
    Clothing Stores…………………………..Depends
    Photography………………………………..Depends



    For inquiries, please call the following numbers

    911 –Emergency
    219-1102 Manager’s desk
    484-4269 Front Desk
    123-4567 Spa/ Salon Services


    Other Services-

    Souvenir Shops
    Salon
    Spa
    Play Area
    Day Care center
    Mini Mall (Stands)
    Food Court (Stands)
    Restaurant (Polarbear Café)
    Entertainment area (Polarbear Café)
    Gaming Grounds (Polarbear Café-Gaming Grounds)
    Driver (Inquiry Front desk)
    Photography Services (Inquiry Front desk)
    Business Center (Floor B2)

    A History of Polarbear Café

    Polarbear Café was instituted under the management of Mr. Karl Jude G. Rojas, however, just a month before the name was brought into the spotlight, and he was just your average freshie, looking for a job out of college. With his grades, he would be lucky enough just to find a job to supply himself for just food for a month.
    After being rejected so many times, Karl reflected on his past, remembering that vague memory of “Polarbear Café” during a joking session with one of his best friends. The area of venue was challenging enough, the fact that he took out a loan that was near impossible to pay if his business didn’t boom automatically, he gambled with luck, despite his streak so far.
    The fact that only a crazy person would take out a 10 million loan without any back up proved that he had guts, not intellect, but guts. But guts aren’t enough.
    After successfully bidding $10,000 above the preferred price, the desolated building was his, seven stories of renovating, along with 4,500 square feet (1 floor) the debt wasn’t over. Common sense dictates that renovating would be a good idea, but how can one renovate if they are trapped in a pit of debt? Easy, take out another loan.
    The dusty location proved to be a mess, as he set off on his single team of one, hoping to be able to clean up this mess, and after two days, he finally called up a cleaning crew.
    After two weeks of work, and toil, the hard part was only beginning, with only $980,000 left in his pocket, he had to turn this dump into a restaurant, with this in mind, and he called up several close friends, namely: Vince, Joshua, Aya, Edric, Montana, and Mark to help him with decoration.
    Two more weeks with a mover, a supplier, an interior designer, a baker, and some inventors, they managed to finish the first floor, the restaurant. With this in mind, he managed to hire some workers to gain a steady supply of cash for his debts… 12 customers… not enough, I hastily thought to my self, how was I gonna pay this debt with 12 customers!?
    Disaster struck me; I was in denial, my first bill… Total amount owed 180,000 smackaroos.
    “Friggit”, I thought to my self, as I stared into the abyss, I need the money, I need to work harder.
    Two months passed, and the second floor was done, the kiddy area/ arcade, I was at a total net value of $2,008,861 so far, and I’m only making an estimated $20,000 per month, I need a better source of money.
    I decided to invest some money into stock brokers, they advised me on what stocks to buy, and what to sell, I put them in charge of the money and with luck, and they boosted efficiency 300%!
    I was at total value of $5,084,321 on my 8th month, not bad for a freshie, but only 4 floors were working, that was my limit, I could no longer think, until someone mentioned, I like this place, you guys should be an Inn instead!
    I was severely in debt this time, the bill read $2,000,000 flat, that is the time when I invested in this Inn Idea, and it turned out to be a profit!
    The main area was done, and it was time to expand, I could make a total amount of close to $250,000 per month, but minus the expenses, I’m left with $120,000, and my debts keep on getting higher! If there was only one way to make money quick… That’s when it hit me! Advertising, I needed a bigger area of advertisement.
    I paid a visit to Flickr Labs, and Serramonte Shopping center, and they said they’ll see what they can do. Little did I know, they did more than what I expected, business increased 700%, a surprising amount, even for me! My nights were exclusively filled to the brim.
    It seemed that this workaholic’s effort paid off. With his friends that were loyally beside him this whole time, he managed to keep his business alive. He eventually expanded his business to capture these population areas, where his motto became:

    There is no price for quality

    There is no price indeed, and with this insightful story of my life, I present to you, Polarbear Café, a place of effort, because:




    WE TRY HARDER!



    I was finally released of debt after 4 years in this business, my total business worth? $470,837,215, in 103 different branches
    The business itself produces close to 3 million per month, my profit is a measly 400,000 per month, but 50% of it goes to charity (How else will I evade taxes?)
     
  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    the tone is too informal for a business proposition.
     
  3. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Milking RomUlation's mascot eh ;D
     
  4. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    Delicious Ham and Potato Soup……..$3.50

    Why is this the only item on the menu prefixed with an adjective? not very consistent.
     
  5. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    It was a soup with both of them >.> not two different dishes.

    My teacher isn't even gonna read it, so I had some fun with it ;)
     
  6. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    lol yes I know that, im talking about the adjective "Delicious".
     
  7. meminpanda

    meminpanda Well-Known Member

    whats a gumbo? :S
     
  8. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Gumbo is a kind of Cajun food.
     
  9. wes_new_name

    wes_new_name Well-Known Member

    u shuld make cheese burggers XP
    and a strip club
     
  10. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Umm no, not to SMS speak that is, do read up on the [rules].