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Pokemon Jokes

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, May 20, 2008.

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  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Know any Pokemon jokes?

    Question: Why did the Pokemon Trainer got rid of his Kingler?
    Answer: Because it was quite Krabby

    Question: Why did Gloom hate Prom?
    Answer: Because she was a total wall flower

    Question: What do you call a Pokemon with a cold?
    Answer: RAIIII-CHOOO!!
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, May 20, 2008
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  2. bhatooth

    bhatooth Well-Known Member

    okay let me try!
    question:what do you call a pokemon that can tear a pikachu but cant crack an egg
    answer:mightyena
     
    bhatooth, May 20, 2008
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  3. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Question: Why did the lady Pokemon trainer broke up with her Pokemon trainer boyfriend?

    Answer: On their Engagement, she SPECIFICALLY asked him for a 24 karat Dialga, but instead he gave her a worthless crystal Onix
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, May 20, 2008
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  4. anandjones

    anandjones Well-Known Member

    Question: How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

    Answer: Poke em on. Hahahahaaaaaaa! Not.
     
    anandjones, May 20, 2008
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  5. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    When metapod uses harden, then string shot, what's he doing?

    Attacking
     
    kamage, May 20, 2008
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  6. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Question: Why did the Rn'B Artist threw away his Geodude?
    Answer: Because he didn't like Rock

    Question: Why is having grass Pokemon considered illegal in some places?
    Answer: Because they're a kind of weed
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, May 20, 2008
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  7. clyffe28

    clyffe28 Well-Known Member

    What do you get when you put Ash in a room full of 10 fighting Charizard?

    Answer: Ash and 10 Charizard [ash = dust].
     
    clyffe28, May 20, 2008
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  8. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Why did the Torchic cross the road?




















    He wanted to get to the other side!

    What do you call a pokemon with a cold? (Remade)


    KOFFING/Weezing
     
    kamage, May 20, 2008
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  9. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    lol possibly the nerdiest thread ever :p

    But this one i like lol :p
     
    Almo, May 20, 2008
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  10. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Why, what did you have in mind?
     
    kamage, May 20, 2008
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  11. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    Question: What do you call a male ballet dancer?
    Answer: a Kirlia
     
    calvin_0, May 20, 2008
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  12. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    I... don't get it. Would someone be kind enough to explain me? :)

    The others are nice, anyway.
     
    jc_106, May 20, 2008
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  13. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    you need to have a dirty mind while reading the first bit.
     
    Almo, May 20, 2008
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  14. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    whats harden and string shot have in common?
     
    calvin_0, May 20, 2008
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  15. sir spamalot

    sir spamalot Well-Known Member

    would you understand better if the answer involved intercourse?
     
    sir spamalot, May 20, 2008
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  16. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    oh...Oh......OH........

    i understand now XD
     
    calvin_0, May 20, 2008
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  17. einherjar

    einherjar Well-Known Member

    Brilliant!! ;)
     
    einherjar, May 20, 2008
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  18. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    Erection? :p
     
    jc_106, May 20, 2008
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  19. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Question: Why does Persian learn Payday at some point?
    Answer: To pay for all the things he "picked up" as a Meowth

    Question: How do you know if a Snorlax raided your Refrigirator?
    Answer: Because of the leftovers
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, May 20, 2008
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  20. Reemr

    Reemr Well-Known Member

    Q: Why did Ash fall over in pain?
    A: Because he got kicked in the Love Balls!
     
    Reemr, May 21, 2008
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