pick someones death

basically make up a death for the person who posts next

 

he/she will be eaten by a ant alive...

 

oh god killer ants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i predict the next person to post will suddenly get strangled by their laptops disk tray

 

Oh no! Killer laptops!

The next poster will be ran over by a horde of bad cosplayers.

 

boy will i look forward to that

The next poster will be rick roll'd to death

 

The next person will die as result of their shoes catching fire.

 

Note to self: Switch to flip flops

Next person will die by a long complicated chain of events that ends in a woodchipper.

 

ahhhh! i just fell down a well got teleported to mars took a spaceship home then fell back down the well and suffocated on the moon

next person will die by being suffocated by a pillow

 

No not pillows! My one weakness!

Next person will laugh to death by my lame jokes.
Because no one is lamer than me.

 

oh god crap joke brugghghghg imitates melting

the next person who post will be roundhouse kicked to death by chuck norris

 

0HKO!

Next poster will become immortal... until they get exposed to coffee and they die of caffeine overdose...

 

Overdosecaffeinesuperheartattack... death

The next user will choke on someone's purple ribbon.

 

oh god purple ribbons(imitates chocking sound)

the next person will be stabbed by seph

 

ADMIN! I... trusted.... you..... *dies*

Next poster will die from an allergic reaction to band-aids.

 

huh? im not illergic to band aids (suddenly dies)

next person will die getting crushed by a giant paperclip

 

DA... *squash*

Next user will die of a "baby hawaiian woodrose" overdose.

 

fvgb szgbdxgv bxgb happens from overdose

the next person will choke on there laptops keyboard

 

But my laptop is downsta... *crash!* *die*

The next poster will explode without cause.

 

what it didnt explode infact its completely fine (suddenly explodes)crashkahbakjdvhghjrfvgkahrf!

the next person will die then come back to life and die again

 

You know what I hate? Zombies. *Gets bitten/killed by zombie* *Comes back as zombie* *Gets shot by leon*

Next poster will go back in time and KILL THEIR MOTHER so they're never born.