Perverts shouldn't play multiplayer FPS games.

So me and my buddies were playing MW2 last night, it was a Headquarters game in the new Resurgence maps (Specifically, Vacant). One of the HQ locations in in a small shed off to the side. Inside this shed is a Calender with a picture of a real woman in a bikini.

One guy on the opposing team kept running over to this shed (even when it wasn't the HQ) to look at it. I killed him almost a dozen times. He also dropped a Care Package there one time and I got to steal his Pavelow.

Lesson learned:
Don't full fill your horny desires while playing FPS games.

 

I knew there was something I was doing wrong. If only I'd realised sooner.

 

HAHAHAHA......but still, that is wrong.....

 

Wow, uh, that seems very... interesting. Well, time to buy Resurgence I guess...

 

I wonder what he was doing while just standing there.

 

Mashing the print screen button? =P

 

Maybe :

 

...this same thing happens in (you guessed it) lost planet 2, ever since they added the "femme fatal" girls.

I mean, look at this one.



I was using this one for a little while (but I changed the stomach area so the...chest wasn't so visible and made it black) and well...the underwear she's wearing is almost a g-string for heaven's sake.

Alot of forums that discuss the game have had stories of players watching them run about with little disregard to their own well being, from players using them saying over the mic "I like her butt/boob jiggle" or some crap (been playing with mostly japanese...so never had any of these yet) and other random crap.

Plus it's the dominant faction in faction matches, they have slown down but...they still come in masses.

You SERIOUSLY can't tell me they are actually girls-I only had 2 girls using them over my 120+ gaming time (one american who was looking after a kid in the background...and a japanese who...was cute to hear XD).

I also changed the underwear model so the "pilot" suit type so I wouldn't get gawkers...one day i did try to make her as revealing as possible with the most revealing taunts you can use...I managed to stop a match for 2 mins as my team were busy watching mine go nutz

In short-perverts and gamers are almost a perfect mix.

Sad but true~

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E

 

Please tell me this was on a console and not the PC...

 

Does it matter?

You get the same stupid crap regardless XD

 

very true, i love games

 

It does, because on every PC keyboard there's a little button with "prt sc" or "print screen" which means he (I assume, though it's possible it was a she) could've very easily taken a picture to look at offline.

 

Cleaning his pistol.

 

hmmm...well...most perverts are dumb as bricks... >.<

 

Just maybe, next time in FPS game there will be a new item that allows you to place a sexy picture of a girl at some place and it acts as some sort of trap ;D

 

Oh, you :

But isn't Modern Warfare 2 an M18 game in the first place?

 

Yeah, a 'booby' trap but this time round, it does have boobs ;D

 

Miss_G would be glad.