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Paper Follies

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    A group of unknown secret agents has captured you & are trying to test you to see if you are worthy to become one of them. As part of your "training" you were drugged & left on a very small remote island, the size of a typical office cubicle. They left you with nothing, not even any clothes to speak of & must therefor survive naked!

    As you awaken, you see the predicament you are in, no clothes, on a small island with nothing, or is it? You see beside you a small box & in it were tons of (coupon bond) paper & a note saying,"Welcome _____ (your username) you have been chosen to become a part of our secret society. To be accepted, you must pass a test, involving your tenacity & ingenuity. We have left you with this box of paper & expect you to survive for several days, using this box of paper to craft useful things that you will need. We will secretly monitor you & shall inform you if you have passed or not".

    Now after reading this assume the role of unfortunate guy & think of ways you can use paper to help you out.

    1. Make a paper Umbrella for if it rains.
     
  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    make an origami boat and leave the island.
     
  3. dmac154

    dmac154 Well-Known Member

    Ooooh, I was just thinking that.

    Make some clothes out of paper
     
  4. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    loony killed it, but thanks for restarting the game dmac ;D

    Get some sheets of paper & try catching fish with them
     
  5. dmac154

    dmac154 Well-Known Member

    Rub the sheet together (friction) in order to make some fire to roast those tasty fish ;D
     
  6. DevilDinah

    DevilDinah Well-Known Member

    create a paper kite to fly with and see your surroundings
     
  7. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    Im sorry you'll need to expand on what is on the island, ive spent a lot of time in the bush and know survival pretty well, to be honest the paper would be pretty useless. Trees provide just about everything you need to survive for several days, however if the paper had something printed on it then I guess it would be good to read lol :p
     
  8. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Okay, sorry about that Almo, so details about the island. Well as I said, its total land area is only as small as a typical office cubicle, so when you were still sleeping parts of your legs were touching the water. There isn't much on the island except for a small palm tree (it's not even a coconut tree), as for the paper, only the one with a note had writing in it, the others are just blank sheets of paper.
     
  9. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    well then almo, there isn't even a bridge for you to sleep under, what will you do now? :p
     
  10. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    lol well done,

    I guess I can still fish though?
     
  11. kanwarrulz_123

    kanwarrulz_123 Well-Known Member

    We can prepare a paper baits to catch fishes. ;D
     
  12. Woolie1994

    Woolie1994 Well-Known Member

    I would make a bowl of paper to catch rain in it to use for drinking showering etc..
     
  13. CloudBoii12

    CloudBoii12 Well-Known Member

    i would use the paper... to...
    send a massive paper planer across the world so they can send supplies for me ;D
     
  14. dmac154

    dmac154 Well-Known Member

    I would make a little hat to shade me from the sun. Or maybe some clothes made out of paper as well.
     
  15. CJneeds6characters

    CJneeds6characters Well-Known Member

    make a paper airplane then chip rock on a tree and right on the airplane, then make a sligshot out of 2 branches (with paper)
    and fling your hope of survival to the nearest land, whereever that is

    make a hanglider and get to land

    make a shovel with the paper and slowly move sand to water until you make another island beside the previous, and keep doing that until you reach land

    other than help from outside or getting of the island you can

    make a computer then fake email your friends

    make a cage trap then when a crab comes on the island catch it and eat it. alive, mwahahahaha