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Oxymorons

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by treec_cynda, Jan 1, 2011.

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  1. treec_cynda

    treec_cynda Guest

    Anyway, what this thread is:

    Post any hilarious oxymoron you know, as long as it has no sexual references or racism.

    I'll start.

    Inedible food
     
    treec_cynda, Jan 1, 2011
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  2. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    Free blacks.
    /lulzzracistjk
     
    Zydaline, Jan 1, 2011
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  3. treec_cynda

    treec_cynda Guest

    Oh yes, I forgot to add that.
     
    treec_cynda, Jan 1, 2011
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  4. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    I fixed that for you.
     
    Zydaline, Jan 1, 2011
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  5. treec_cynda

    treec_cynda Guest

    You just edited the quote, doofus.
     
    treec_cynda, Jan 1, 2011
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  6. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Exactly.
    How long have you been on the internet?

    Anyway, bittersweet.
     
    darkrequiem, Jan 1, 2011
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  7. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    Me
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 1, 2011
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  8. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Virtual Reality
     
    Stanley Richards, Jan 1, 2011
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  9. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Artificial Life
     
    darkrequiem, Jan 1, 2011
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  10. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    Smart Australian (hur hur)
     
    Suiseiseki, Jan 1, 2011
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  11. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Safe Sex
     
    Stanley Richards, Jan 1, 2011
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  12. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    Good one.
    Deafening silence?
     
    will1008, Jan 1, 2011
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  13. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    pretty ugly
     
    nex26, Jan 1, 2011
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  14. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    Uh...Surprisingly boring?
     
    will1008, Jan 1, 2011
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  15. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Cheerful lamentations.
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jan 1, 2011
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  16. Sarra93

    Sarra93 New Member

    dim light
     
    Sarra93, Jan 1, 2011
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  17. umarmalik25

    umarmalik25 Member

    giant shrimp
     
    umarmalik25, Jan 1, 2011
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  18. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Impassable door (sorry if that ain't good >_< )
     
    mds64, Jan 1, 2011
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  19. treec_cynda

    treec_cynda Guest

    Um...that's a racist joke.
    Post Merge: [time]1293946556[/time]
    To keep the topic alive...posting.

    Excellent Windows computer.
     
    treec_cynda, Jan 1, 2011
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  20. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    Dry water
     
    j c 2000, Jan 11, 2011
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