Old Harold and his apple juice (GREAT JOKE)

Harold was an old man who was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to
him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone
of voice "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are
we hungry?"
Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old
Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side
stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went! The
nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
"My,but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."
At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top,
and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I
can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted.....Old Harold just smiled!
;D

 

i didn't get it...

 

LOL ;D

 

LOL thats good stuff right there.

 

That's funny ;D. I need to try that the next time I go to the hospital. But I think 'The nurse fainted.....Old Harold just smiled!' wasn't really needed at the end.

 

thats a great one their

 

Meh......how you see it with internet syndrome.....and playing Phoenix Wright(geddit?).

 

Thanks, i got that from a friend. Sorry i didn't post in such a long time, because romulation was down and i just realised it's up again