I was chatting with my dad once about how he extremely hated the DOS,then he mentioned the one part he never hated.....the Talking ELIZA. http://www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3 All the info about ELIZA and 'herself' is there.Theres even a note that says ELIZA is dumb. Well....I'll start. > Hello, I am Eliza. * Hello,I am your father. > How long have you been my father? * Far too long..... > Tell me more... * Shut the fuck up > I see. * What the fuck is that shits?? > What is it that you really want to know? * I'm a witness > Do you enjoy being a witness? * Hell no you have to be part of the Witness Protection Program > Oh... have to be part of the Witness Protection Program? * And a gay clown... > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * YouTube.com!!!! > Tell me more... * More? > Tell me more... * Ok > Tell me more... * I will > Tell me more... * I'm geting there bitch > How long have you been geting there bitch? * I'm not sure about that. > Did you come to me because you are not sure about that? * I do not understand you. > You're not really talking about me, are you? * Look who is catching up. > What else comes to mind when you ask that? * MORE purple dipshit!! > Come, come, elucidate your thoughts. * I came. > OK... "Look who is catching up". Tell me more.
Jesus! Put them in one post please, you can edit, no need to make a new post for every short conversation. Edit your conversations into one post and I'll delete the other ones.
lol i some how able to "lock" her XD, we are talking about the same thing with the same line 3 times XD
