Ninjas can't catch you if

Ninjas can't catch you if __________

Fill in the blanks, that's the part of the game.

I'll start this one

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Ninjas can't catch you if you're not a Pokémon

 

Ninja's cant catch you if you lock this thread.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're going 88 MPH in a DeLorean

 

Ninjas can't catch you if they're penguins

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're the ninjas

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're the Terminator

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you permaban them

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're covered in mud.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're naked, greased up and deaf.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you know the way of the bed sheet.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you know the way of flashing at people

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're always behind them.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're not me. All you other people are safe. True story.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're a GIANT ROBOT

 

made of chocolate.

Ninjas can't catch you if you have Ninja repelling spray.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you have anti-ninja guns

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you have sunglasses.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if they're not ninjas

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're not ninjas.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're a scary black man