nex's advice thread

It seems to me that alot of you whiny little bitches people have genuine issues and I'm hear to solve them.

• Mother doesn't love you?
• Do have an Uncle Dick who gives your beer and when you wake up, your underwear is missing?
• What about your non-existant love life?
• Missing that special someone?
• Only sexual partner is a dog?
• Trying to commit suicide but even the toaster hates you?
• Are you Yoshi? Sorry, even I have limits

And many more!!

You have issues, I have solutions. So come on in and take a seat.

 

Oh great.

 

Heh, lol Yoshi.

How about your non existent love life?

 

I need some help quick!

Someone told me I can make a cat go "woof" by pouring gasoline on it and throwing a lighted match on him.
Sure enough I did just that. The cat went "woof" alright, but it was so short and not very loud. So do you have any advice on how to clean up burning cat hair from my carpet, and also how to make a cat go woof?

 

Help, I found out your a virgin and will never get laid, WHAT SHALL WE DO!? Well, more like WHAT WILL YOU DO

 

I would like your advice in regards to these posts that were attempting to be funny but failed horribly. What should I do to them besides the usual vandalism?

 

sucide and feed the cat dogfood

wait, i got my virginity back? time to go lose it all over again

what happened to all the love you said you see?

the usual treatment, bat with nails through it

 

I need to tell my fanatically religious parents that I don't believe in God and that I'm an atheist at heart.

What do you think is the best approach?

 

Ok dude I seriously need your help. I think I might be Yoshi ;_;

 

First off you should tell them on Christmas, just to be ironic. Since they're fanatical as you put it I'd suggest avoiding the use of the word Atheist as it has negative connotations. Just be honest, your parents should accept you for who you are.

I'm afraid you'll have to kill yourself, I can't help you hear. God help you.

 

Dear Nex, why is this thread so much fail, and why must you be so HOMO LOLOLOLOLO-

 

Dear Nex, If I had the chance to slice the user above me with a very sharp object, which would be the best choice?

 

That's my next problem. Where did it go? It's difficult to find it again, so I'll need your help.

 

What's the best way to get rid of my little sister? I was thinking of killing her and melting her remains with acid but that'd be rather difficult.

 

flamethrower
solves all my problems

 

wow, you really suck

a rusty nail

ask remnoca

sell her to a chinese labour camp

 

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Dear Nex, why do you give me the responses I the troll feed on?

 

Wtf is up with this Shin kid? He's trying too hard and it's really bloody lame.

 

A newbie. can't help it.