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NESS Versus Ash: Who do you think will win.

Discussion in 'Nintendo' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, Jan 23, 2010.

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Who'd win in a fight?

  1. Ash Ketchum

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  2. Ness from Earthbound

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  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    On the red corner Pokemon moron Master Ash Ketchum:
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    High points:

    Catches Pokemon & makes them do the dirty work for him to win badges & show the world how good of a Pokemon Master he is.

    Low points:

    Is a little gullible at times.

    Primary weapons:

    His pokemon.

    On the Blue corner, NESS (whose last name is unknown) from Onett:
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    High Points:

    Has extra sensory perception.

    Low points:

    Also a bit gullible at times.

    Primary Weapons:

    A cracked baseball bat & PSI Rockin'

    So, who'd you think would win if the two were to fight?

    I'll post my thoughts after several others have shared their own views.
     
  2. zerobahamut

    zerobahamut Well-Known Member

    I say Ash, he could just watch his pokemon fight. :)
     
  3. Kyol

    Kyol Member

    493 Pokemon, led by Ash, vs one (albeit, powerful) child? no contest. Thread over.
     
  4. TirithRR

    TirithRR Well-Known Member

    Obviously. Ness would annihilate all pokemon by going back in time and aborting the original creature they all evolved from. (Earthbound joke).

    Seriously though:
    The Conservation of Ninjutsu theory:
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu?from=Main.ConservationOfNinjitsu

     
  5. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

    But he can only carry six and use one per match (battle rules sorry).

    Ness would pwn him using PSYCHIC POWERS, If that fails a baseball bat to the head will suffice.
     
  6. Mumphadumf

    Mumphadumf Active Member

    Ness would own Ash's pokemon with psi powers. ash would run away to the closest pokemon center, therefore letting ness win!!
     
  7. GoldenTalesGeek

    GoldenTalesGeek Well-Known Member

    I think Ash would use he his chainsaw and boomstick to... wait a second... *checks original post again* Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you meant Ash from the Evil Dead series, not Ash from Pokémon.

    In that case... NESS! NO CONTEST! ;D
     
  8. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Wow that was fast, OK my turn.

    My vote goes for Ness as well, seeing as PSI Omega pretty much annihilates everything, also his Franklin badge can deflect all forms of lightning attacks Pikachu can dish out if Ash decides to start the battle off with him (as usual).

    If however Ash decides to use any of his other Pokemon, Ness can simply use his bat to stop the Pokemon summoning. Remember that in order to call out a Pokemon one needs to throw the pokeball first, so with this in mind, Ness can just hit the pokeball/s just like a baseball with his bat before they hit the ground & releasing the Pokemon within. So, no Pokemon, no fighters for Ash so he loses easily.

    But, if Ash has Celebii, MewTwo, Giratina or Arceus Ness might have a bit of a problem. Or, even a darkness Pokemon might do Ness in, seeing as Dark Pokemon have it over Psychic attacks.
     
  9. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    I think you're forgetting, Crawdaunt is immune to Psychic-type attacks due to being part Dark type.

    Ness would get slaughtered.
     
  10. darky000

    darky000 Well-Known Member

    Ash would win. No doubt about it. He is flexible because of the different kind of pokemon to cover his weakness and exploit the weakNESS. lol.
     
  11. johnx

    johnx Well-Known Member

    You guys are forgetting that Ash's pokemon team only consists of Pikachu, Monferno, Straptor, Grotle, Buizel and Gible.
    Therefore Ness will own all these pokemon.
    Look here: http://www.serebii.net/anime/characters/ash.shtml
     
  12. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Good call johnx :)

    This is kinda why Ash sucks as a Pokemon trainer, he sets his older Pokemon free or gives them away like the hippie tree hugger the cartoon wanted him to be.
     
  13. johnx

    johnx Well-Known Member

    Yeah.
    His team really sucks.
    The Pokemon he captured and left at Oak's Lab are way better than his current team.
    He's the main character he should use the awesome pokemon.
     
  14. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    To be honest, I thought Gary would've kicked Ash's Ass in the earlier seasons because he claimed to have one of each Pokemon at his disposal. But twerpy Ash still got one up on him.
     
  15. johnx

    johnx Well-Known Member

    The show is not realistic.
    In most battles Ash loses at the beginning and then some miracle happens and he owns the opponent's pokemon.
    Ash would have lost most battles.
    But since he's the main character they make him win.
    If you want him to win give Ash some better pokemon.
     
  16. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

    Come on, we all know Ness would burn him to ASHes while chanting "PK fire!" before he even gets a chance to throw a poke ball.
     
  17. gamblore101

    gamblore101 Well-Known Member

    well come on it wud be ash (up to six pokemon against 1 person)
     
  18. johnx

    johnx Well-Known Member

    But all of Ash's pokemon suck and Ness rules.
     
  19. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    Ohhh... I get it.

    Ash=Ass

    and

    Ness=Nex

    Oki, ness wins nao