My Fellow Americans

We all know that the US has a dumb president. in this game you play like this

you always start by typing My Fellow Americans

than you type something that would be stupid to address the nation for

so i'll start

My Fellow Americans:
if there were ever a time of crisis it would be now, i have lost my left toe sock has anyone seen it,

 

i'm not an american, but....

My Fellow Americans:
We kick ass (i remember bush say something like that...)

 

I'm not American too but hey a game's a game right

My Fellow Americans:
I pooped my pants & need a fresh nappy!

Awesome ;D

 

My Fellow Americans:
I started the credit crisis by buying a beer.

 

My fellow Americans:
*middle finger*

 

My fellow Americans:

Texas is the capitol of the United States.

 

My fellow Americans:

I wish I had sexual relations with that woman
(I'm so screwed)

 

My fellow Americans:

As a nation, how many french fries can we shove up our noses while farting the Star Spangled Banner?

 

My fellow americans:

How does 2+2=8?

 

My most favorite book ever!

 

what the heck? weird book

i used to be American but i'll have some fun

My fellow Americans...
--silence of 2 hours follows-- what, did you expect me to say more?

 

My fellow Americans
speak l33t every day and rick roll people

 

(not american)

My fellow americans: Get skinny soon, or the problem will only get worse.

 

reversing time

My fellow americans
Get fat now or the problem will only get better

 

My fellow Americans:

I command you all to watch Robot Chicken!

 

My fellow Americans:

1 million Dollars to every man, woman & child who comes up & sniff my butt for 60 seconds ;D

 

My fellow Americans:

I just wanted to tell you, thanks for the money!

 

My fellow Americans:
Certainly saving up your money and spending tightly and wisely, as we've suggested, is the most rational course of action. I've neglected to inquire that perhaps the lack of sold products will result in further job cuts and a deepening recession.

 

My fellow Americans:

I here by anounce that every tuesday is ice cream day.

 

My Fellow Americans:

I killed a turkey on my ranch, fried him up, and then burned my house down!