Most unfortunate names?

Who have you seen with the worst name of all time?

I've seen a guy on TV named robert faggot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D05WZjt8ra0

and a friend of mine on newgrounds (animator) is named Yurii: http://golfinho.newgrounds.com/

So any of you guyz know folks with odd monikers?

 

once a program was shown here in my country of odd names from people here. they were hilarious, here are some i remember, some are in spanish though: Esperma de los Dioses (Sperm of the Gods), Coca Cola, Adolf Hitler, Burger King, Guasintong (instead of Washington), Alka Seltzer, Ford Chevrolet, Land Rover Garcia, Perfecta Heroina (perfect Heroine - as the drug), Blanca Nieves Vera (Snow White Vera), Delfin Quishpe (Last one Quishpe - because he was the last kid born), Amado Condon (Loved Condom). there are pretty effed up names here

 

There was a lady at a hospital when my brother was born, and she named her baby Shithead.

 

adolf shitler is a bad name

 

not a real person's name, but in the movie, meet the fockers. it would suck being called Gaylord Focker

 

Dick Store, AKA "The Yo-Yo Dude". Go search him on Youtube.

 

LOL there was a Gaylord Focker arguing with me in another thread

 

My mum knew someone called Wane King. Guess what people called him

 

Only rough names I can think of off-hand are Dick Armey and Dick Fox.

The first one is a politician and the other guy is somebody I've actually met.

 

Mike Hunt was a good one in Porky's

 

there's this girl in my class called Joanna Bone. I've known her for about six years. Only just realised why people laughed whenever her name was called out...

 

My dumb mind tells me it doesn't get it.

 

joanna bone.
D'you wanna bone?

 

Oh... Must be my asian mind mispronouncing "Joanna".

 

How about my old chemistry teacher:- MR. Peeker

 

If you insist.

We have a rugby play called Andy Hoare. He plays hooker. Also from our rugby team, Tony Woodcock.

I for one wouldn't want to be called Kevin, Martin or Jarrod though

 

Isaac Cox

 

Close to most unfortunate XD

I got arrested by a Deputy Cox before XD
(Yes, i made fun of him the entire time i was tying to run XD)