Just to level the playing field, a thread where we post man jokes CJ's post on the "Women Jokes" was a good point. So okay... Q: Why are most men afraid of tying the knot? A: Because men just wanna share the love. Q: Why are most men bad conversationalists? A: Because men believe in "action" more than in words. Q: Why are male nurses less competent than female nurses? A: Because men have no bedside manners. Q: Why are most men better suited driving manual transmission vehicles? A: Because most men mastered the stick shift at an early age. Q: Why are most men apprehensive about asking for directions? A: They are afraid they will be laughed at for having a malfunctioning tool. Q: Why does a man drink? A: So he can puke out later. Q: Why does a man gamble? A: So he can realise the true value of money later.
heheheh although the drinking and puking stuff made me kinda smile a bit the others isn't really a joke but a quote(like the tying the knot thingy)... right?
Learning to use a shiftstick at an early age or using a malfunctional tool aren't quotations, I guess you're still a bit green behind the ears to understand the euphemism ;D
So leveling the playing field? hum ok. i got a man joke If a man is lost in the middle of the woods and theres no one to here him ....... Is he still wrong? Yes... hell just realize it when he gets home later and his wife tells him.
