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Mario Kart jokeys by me & my friend

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by neo_angel, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. neo_angel

    neo_angel Member

    Here we are, playing VS in Multiplayer ...

    "Look at that butcher in 8th place! And the others of our team are in 1st three!"

    "Stop hitting me! Throw it backwards!" "I don't know how!!??"

    "Drift to speed up!" "How?" "Just be smart!"

    "Speed up at the start!" "No, I explode!" "Stupid! I don't!"

    "How come you came 8th?"

    "Have dinner! "NO! Look at me! I'm the 1st! I'll be 8th before I have dinner, I won't be 8th after all and no dinner!" *Knock* "Hey! You fool! You knocked me 8th - " "Hey boy! I heard you saying you would be 8th before dinner. DINNERTIME!"
     
    neo_angel, Aug 23, 2007
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  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    haha, reminds me of the first time I ever played Mario Kart 64. I got a blue spiney shell, and I was at the back. My friend who was second urged me to fire it, and the guy in the lead told me not to.

    I fired it :p
     
    Loonylion, Aug 23, 2007
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  3. DerikkuKun

    DerikkuKun Member

    I don't get it.

    u__u

    But I do hate when your in first and you get confident your winning until Luigi always seems to pass you and take the win in Super Mario Kart.
     
    DerikkuKun, Aug 24, 2007
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  4. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    The blue spiney shell in mario kart 64 locks onto and pursues the race leader.

    As for super mario cart, race as koopa/toad and then luigi doesnt stand a chance
     
    Loonylion, Aug 24, 2007
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  5. DerikkuKun

    DerikkuKun Member

    Toad's handling is Horrible on Bowser Circuit 3.

    And I haven't played it yet but I can always give it a try, is it like one of those Heat Seeking Koopa Shells or something?

    And Koopa is Pixelated monster on the 3rd or 2nd Ghost Circuit.
     
    DerikkuKun, Aug 24, 2007
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  6. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    toad is the fastest character available, as a result his handling suffers.

    Yes the blue shell is somewhat like a red shell, with the exception that it only targets the race leader
     
    Loonylion, Aug 24, 2007
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  7. DerikkuKun

    DerikkuKun Member

    Is Donkey Kong worth racing with on Mario Kart 64?
     
    DerikkuKun, Aug 24, 2007
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  8. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    hes one of the slower ones.
     
    Loonylion, Aug 24, 2007
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  9. DerikkuKun

    DerikkuKun Member

    I have to see this for myself, is the Game available on the site?
     
    DerikkuKun, Aug 24, 2007
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  10. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    yes, both the snes version and the N64 version should be available. You need a fairly good PC to run the N64 one.
     
    Loonylion, Aug 24, 2007
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  11. DerikkuKun

    DerikkuKun Member

    Now when you say "fairly".

    XP Can sustain it right?
     
    DerikkuKun, Aug 24, 2007
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  12. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    I mean you need a Pentium III or higher. If your machine has no problems running XP then it is most likely powerful enough. I have run an N64 emulator on less, but it was barely playable.
     
    Loonylion, Aug 24, 2007
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  13. asdzxc123789

    asdzxc123789 Well-Known Member

    LoL I just zombied another topic.

    I WILL RULE TEH WORLD!!
     
    asdzxc123789, Jul 5, 2009
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  14. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member


    Been thare, done that :)



    My mates do that, but I always win, they say I cheat, I say it's because my control stick wasn't busted like thiers XD


    One mate got it bad, first a green sheel, a blue, then 2 reds, a bus (toads turn pike-n64) then a banna peel, and just as he was taking off, another bus hit him...



    Needless to say, he's controller was the most damaged after that round....


    He threw it agaisnt the wall, so hard, the tv screen skitzt out (and the controller never hit the tv-nor the 64 move/got hit by it...)



    And that's why I always use new controllers :)
     
    mds64, Jul 6, 2009
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