malicious plot for world domination

Hi I'm Martijn,

I signed up to romulation in an attempt to steal from nintendo. This in an elaborate plot to get even with Nintendo for abandoning their hardcore audience and releasing that abomination called the wii. My motivation is revenge so I feel purely and blindly justified in my wrongdoings.

I only got my dsi a few weeks ago so these are just the first evil steps in my evil scheme of evilness. Seeming I'm a cs major, next up is applying my coding ability to actually create nds content and attack their software market as a whole.

Someone nicked Mousey linked me to this page, therefor I'll let her be one of my minions. Side note I've always preferred the term minions over henchmen. As an evil overlord, it's one of the subtleties to keep in mind when conquering the world. Seeming you intend to be all powerful in whatever it is you do, you should realize what you call your underlings greatly impacts their sense of self.

Aside from my dsi, I do own a wii (which in my defense was a gift) and a xbox 360 which because I'm active in the competitive gaming community, people paid for me to get. So I guess, considering my dsi was a gift to I have a history of not paying for my gaming platforms. A trend of not-paying I hope to continue into the future.

With kind regards,
the soon to be all-powerful, omniscient and ubiquitous,
Martijn

 

Glad you signed up for the forums Martijn. Thanks for the honorable mention too. :3

You're a doll. A bunny shaped doll, but a doll none the less.

Good intro *thumbs up*

 

Don't be mislead by her implications of niceness. I'm evil, evil I say!

 

Long intro but nice...and evil...

Welcome. ;D

 

... ;D

 

Thanks! I really tried on the evil part. I figured as long as I made it captivating enough, long would be ok.

 

Hi wicked-dude.

welcome and enjoy.

and good luck for your world domination.

 

Thats a rather,er,interesting and unusual introduction.

 

Thanks, fingers crossed!

That beats boring and common!

 

welkom bij RomU
leuke intro ... maar helaas voor jou , wij vrouwen nemen de wereld al over :
ga nu maar snel spammen


(welcome at RomU
nice intro ... but sorry to disappoint you , we women are taking over the world :
now get to spamming )

 

Kan dat vanuit de keuken dan?!

(Is that possible, from the kitchen?!)

 

je moest eens weten wat wij vrouwen allemaal vanuit de keuken kunnen

(if you only knew what we women can do from the kitchen )

 

Welcome aboard.

 

Hi martijn! Welcome to Romulation forums! Take your time and start posting.
Oh, be sure to read the forum rules before you start.

 

I think she means "poison your food then kick the crap out of you when you're dying".

Welcome! I prefer "accomplice" and "slave" over "minion", but whatever. Do you by any chance like Polar Bears?

 

to Romulation Martijn~

Have Fun and Enjoy your Stay here ^^
Don't forget to read the rules here ~

Join us in the spam thread !
and Pink Army too ~

 

Oi, ik beschouw mezelf gewaarschuwd.

(I'll consider myself warned)

Accomplice implies they're on equal terms, while slave strips them of the ability to make decisions for themselves. There has to be a fitting middle ground somewhere.
As for polar bears, not really, big fan of the panda bear guy though.

Thank you, and consider it done!

 

...as a big fan of nintendo despite me using an acekard (my plan is to kill the giant pile of dog crap's known as THQ and EA via psp self dumping and downloading thier games) I'll do what I can to stop your plan-after all not all thier games are crap-it's only a shame no more hero's and house of the dead overkill (some examples) weren't made by them (but instead people who saw potential in it...lol House of the dead got a world record-can you guess what it is XD).

Anyways-WELCOME TO romUlation!


Please, read the stickies, follow the rules, and if you EVER need help, just give us any and all info, and we are sure to help

(I liked your intro though-but aim at evil EA and THQ-not misguided corperate game companies trying to make up for the losses on the poor gamecube )

 

Welcome to RomU.

 

Nice opening. Welcome