Making things unbearable for everyone else ;D

I got the idea for this game from a filler article I once read from an old copy of Reader's Digest, in it, readers were asked to write what "innovations" they think will make the eveyday things we use & take for granted a little more "interesting" & harder to use. Some of the things readers wrote were:

1. Replace the computer mouse with "Etch-a Sketch" knobs

2. Re-alphabetise the Telephone directory with people's first names instead of their Surnames

3. Invent the first spherical building

4. Make an elevator that ONLY goes sideways

So, what do you guys think, how can we make the ordinary things we use a little more frustrating?? ???

 

Reverse the steering wheel controls. If you want to turn left, you have to turn the steering wheel right, and vice versa.

 

Reverse the worlds spectrum of light so we see everything in negative.

 

Mirror Language maybe

 

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when you order take out you never get what you ordered

 

Make fire hydrants actually shoot fire out instead of water.

 

Walking on both hand ??

 

Outlaw cellular phones. (And then the teenage American girls are all like, "Nooo! Anything but, like, that!"

 

Water-proof tea bags.
Parachute that opens upon impact.

 

nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'(

 

Bandaids give you life threatening viruses.
Medics and doctors now try to kill you.
I'm not sure.

 

Yeah & pediatricians give booster shots that contain HIV so they can easily kill you later in life lol ;D

 

doctors sewing up your arse hole then feeding you laxitives

replacing car fluffy dices with someone's scrotum

waking up one morning to find william shatner sleeping next to you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_Something_About_Miriam

windows vista

 

^ lmao love that last one

come on guys most of that has been done already
reverse steering and 3 and 4 on the first post.

Selling TVs without remotes (could solve the obesity problem )

 

rubber hammers and glass nails

a nuclear powered, computer controlled, inter-continental ballistic duck

inflatable dart-boards.

soluble submarines.

 

un-keyboarded laptop (with no touchsreen)
battery that blow itself
roller coaster escalator (wooo....)
bungee lift!!

 

tennis balls made of lead and wooden guitar strings