Make your own ban message!

Let's say your making a new forum and you had to make a ban message. What would it be?

Mine would be:
Sorry (user), you have been banned until: (date)

Moderatros reason for banning:
Spamming!

 

Sorry Jayne Locke, you have been banned until your next birthday

Reason: :

 

Fuck you Arron_zero, you're banned for life.

Reason: I can.

 

Stanley Richards is banned as long as he's human

Reason: he's not a goat anymore

 

You have been banned untill you become a man.

Reason: Not being a man. (duh)

 

usernameladiesman217, you have been banned.
Your ban would last until shithole eater knows when.
Reason: Long username.

 

xD nice.

I can't ban you after that.

 

Banned for every alternate month

Reason: For misspelling the word what

 

WATH DO YOU MEAN???

Banned for 7 days a month, every month. May experience mood swings or stomach cramps during these periods of time. (De ja vu)

Reason: Bleeding from your Being awesome. ;D

 

On neoseeker, ban messages are like this!

Due to abuse of this account, it has been temeprarly suspended/permanatley banned!

Moderators note on this ban:
(note here)

 

You are banned because Littlekill hasn't posted here.
Duration: Until Littlekil posts here

 

Banned for listening to Mint.

The goat must return.

 

hahahaha I got banned on 4chan for "being hardcore".
Ironically I have only ever been to 7chan.

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU!YEAH YOU!
You've been banned.
This ban lasts as long as I give a damn.Congratz, it's been cast off!

Reason:I don't give a damn.


Some guy on other forums once spammed me with that;The irony is that he was banned.

 

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=619.0

Same topic, same EXACT topic.

Your all banned because you lack creativity nor the skill to use the search mode

 

Is not.2 Cmopletelly paralel topics.Guess what?You're banned for that!

 

Banned for 2 seconds.

Reason: Not using a spell checker

 

It's not the same topic becuase it's a ban message that people see when they are banned!

 

Jayne Locke, you are banned 'till 2012

Reason: you spam too much.

 

moe!! you're banned till' you died!!

reason : your mothaa ask me to ban you!! xD