Make a wish, then Corrupt it!

This game originated from Gamefaqs, so I thought I might as well bring it here, rules are simple:

1: Make a wish
2)The person below you corrupts it, and makes their own wish, and so on

example:

Poster one:
I wish for pokemon to be real

Poster two:
Granted, but they will come to kill you...

I wish for a one of a kind DS

Poster three:
Granted, but it falls off a cliff

I wish for a brand new set of cards

Poster four:
Granted, but it's missing ace of spades....

I wish for my wish to be uncorruptable

Poster five:
Granted, but you can't make anymore wishes...

I wish...

Yeah, and so on, so I'll start....


I wish I could do Card Tricks better

 

wasn't this thread already here before?

 

Yeah there was one, what was it again.....

Edit: The Wish spoler game it was

 

Ehh, sorry, I typed it in the search boc, and I didn't see any results, sorry about that... :-\

 

It doesn't show up in the search box because the idiot who made the topic named it "wish spoler".

https://www.romulation.org/forum/index.php/topic,1136.0.html

I have no grip on this section, so someone lock this.