make a paradox

Rules are simple just make up a paradox.If your to lazy to make up one just copy one from google xD.Ok here

EXAMPLE#1:every one can make a paradox but not every one can make a paradox.

EXAMPLE#2:If I built a time machine what would happen if I went back in time and stopped my self from building one?

a paradox is basically a sentence that cuts it self out like EXAMPLE#1,or it can also be an impossible question (or statement)
like a EXAMPLE#2 (impossible because there's no such thing as a time machine)

It takes a little practice but is fairly easy once you get it.Good luck

 

I need a better example.

 

statement backfire:

You'll fine the answer before you know it!

 

everything i say is important..expect what have i said so far and eveything that i will say in the future.

 

xD nice

There is ____ an invisible word in this sentence.
(the invisible word was not)

 

today was a good day...for you, but it was a bad day...for me=, so today was good and bad.

 

Lol

TIME MACHINE:

I believe no one will ever build a time machine because
If they did they would have probably gone back in time to tell some one (person A)That they did and if they did that then what happened to the time where Person A did not know that they were going to make a time machine!?!? Oh ya one more thing I created a time machine :0

 

...not really a paradox.^

i don't like thinking, cause i think its hard (more like a contradition then a paradox)

 

BUT IT IS NOW MWHAHAHAHAHA.......I was lazy.......

fine I'll say this then...uuuuuh....the inside version of an object is just the outside of the inside. (I think I messed up....oh well)

 

(yay you did but thats ok cuz...)

i understand nonsense.

(you can't understand nonsense, cuz they have no sense)

 

oh oh I know a good one xD

I drive too work in my car

And I work to drive my car

 

Death can bring you doom, unless a life can bloom.

-Epic fail-

 

This isn't really a paradox it's more Ahhhh.......paradox

 

Then I will have to try something else...hmmm, let me think...

Another day is tomorrow, but yesterday was a tomorrow, therefore it is a yesterday.

 

that's true but so are my lies :I

 

anything that is said in zen form. (to work by not working, to slepp by not sleeping, to hate by not hating.)

 

My past is your present

(because I wrote that in the past and your reading it in the present)

IMA TIME TRAVELER :I

 

I look in the mirror to see my reflection, but I am my reflection looking at me.

 

Once Zhuangzi dreamt he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Zhuangzi. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Zhuangzi. But he didn't know if he was Zhuangzi who had dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he was Zhuangzi.

 

Gene:hello doommaker for being awesome,cool,nice,and humble Ill grant you 1 wish

Me:I wish I was an idiot