Make a Fake Swear Word Game

Imagine if you can make up your own swear word- then give us a description of what it means and put it in a sentence. DO NOT use real swear words, and the swear words will hopefully not hurt anyone, as they should know that we will not mean it.
Example:
KWUMBLOG: Kwumblog is a noun, that means smelly bastard with no life but to sit on the toilet and stuff their face with explosive dioreah.

Seph is a naughty Kwumblog who brakes into peoples houses and steals their bananas.



Note: Seph, I seriously didn`t mean that. Do you understand