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Life (boy version)

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by 709zzy, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. 709zzy

    709zzy Well-Known Member

    Each post should describe one year of a boy's life (you can write as much as you want but only limiting to one year span).

    Anything goes. (Last time I did a girl version in another forum and that didn't turn out right...)

    So the first post after this one would be 1 year old, second post would 2 years old, and so on.
     
  2. ace1o1

    ace1o1 Well-Known Member

    YEAR 1

    The boy was born.

    And he went through a lot of diapers....
    and he crawled and started to walk...

    not sure exactly how this goes...? :(
     
  3. NeoStriker

    NeoStriker Well-Known Member

    I think you've got it.

    YEAR 2

    He's slowly learning how to say simple words and can walk. His mom and dad love him very much.
     
  4. TirithRR

    TirithRR Well-Known Member

    Year 3

    He died.
     
  5. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    year 4

    he got revived
     
  6. ace1o1

    ace1o1 Well-Known Member

    Year 5

    He went to kindergarten and was doing well, until his father became an alcoholic and started eating his homework....

    He was held back that year.
     
  7. NeoStriker

    NeoStriker Well-Known Member

    YEAR 6

    He was forced to attend Kindergarten again, and the rumors about him being a zombie makes him unable to make any friends. Him having to repeat the grade doesn't help either. He tries to do his best in class, but the teacher doesn't believe his claims about his dad eating his homework every night. He's given up on making friends, and everyone prefers to leave him alone, saying things like "Oh no, the zombie's getting close!"

    At home, his alcoholic dad keeps eating his homework and lumbering around drunk. His mom tries to appease his dad, and her promises of running away with him are what keeps him going. His mom finally tells him a set date for when they're going to run away: the last day of Kindergarten. At the end of the last day of school, he hurriedly and excitedly ran home. When he opened the front door, all he saw was his dad, passed out. He couldn't find his mom anywhere. He checked every room in the house, but he couldn't find her anywhere. He didn't see a note or a letter. He knew his mom left without him. After all, who'd want a zombie-son like him? She had left all her clothes in the house, so he took one of her sweaters, put his face in it, and cried into it.
     
  8. HeartofSword

    HeartofSword Well-Known Member

    NeoStriker you seen to really like writing.Anyway,good story :)

    Year 7

    He was still trying to find his mother,though he knew she didn't want him.Then a mysterious man wearing a black coat appeared suddenly all of nowhere,then he said:''You're that zombie kid from the rumors?Come with me,I know where you can find your mother!''
    The zombie kid,without thinking twice,went with the mysterious man,on the search for his mother.
     
  9. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    Year Eight

    SUDDENLY, KELDORN APPEARS WHILST WIELDING CARSOMYR, A TWO-HANDED SWORD WITH A +6 TO HIT IN COMBAT AND THE ABILITY TO CAST DISPEL MAGIC THREE TIMES PER DAY! WITH HIS TWO-HANDED SWORD WEAPON PROFICIENCY HE ROLLS A NATURAL 20 TO HIT OUR ZOMBIE PROTAGONIST. CRITICAL HIT!

    Your party has been defeated. You must load again from a save point.
     
  10. NeoStriker

    NeoStriker Well-Known Member

    This is passing by years, you know? By the way, I don't like writing. I just don't think one-liners are meant to encompass an entire year.

    YEAR SEVEN

    The boy decided not to try to find his mother this time, and instead lived with his drunk father. He was always on the lookout for Keldorn though, and carried his dad's gun with him all the time. He moved on to 1st grade, and although his new class had a different teacher and different classmates, the rumors about him were schoolwide. He was still alone. One day, he went to the beach, looking over the horizon, when he noticed a cat, pushing a watermelon out of the water. He went home after that.
     
  11. dancubs

    dancubs Well-Known Member

    YEAR EIGHT.

    The boy found out on the way home from a TV from a shop he walked by that he had a coma. He fell into the coma right then and there for a year. Woke up on his 9th birthday.
     
  12. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    year 9


    he died again