Lets make our own version of the Aristocrats joke!

A man walks into a talent agent and says "I've got the perfect show for you," the talent agent says "Okay what do you got?"
The Man clears his throat and says...
(and go! add the most crazy stuff you can imagine)

 

Tonight, on HBC, we will air all our sitcoms... LIVE. And have everyone say "shit" in place of their written lines. And we'll call it "Must Shit TV."

 

(somebody missed the point... it's supposed to be a play so you have to add scenes as you see fit. and it doesn't matter what it is.)

 

You ride a unicycle and juggle up bass and spin plates that has dogs on them!

 

Let's make a show where everything that happens on RomUlation's IRC Channel will be broadcast uncut & un-censored for everyone to see.

 

(Shin's got the right idea)

While the unicycling is going on, a woman comes out and strips off all of her clothes

 

And when she takes off her clothes, we drop abunch of green goop on her! Then theres a bikini japanese girl goo eatting contest!

 

Then a farmer comes out and starts to plow up the stage with a hoe (the tool)

 

Then a real hoe comes and starts spreading herpes to everyone.

 

Then the police comes and has sex with the hoe.

 

Meanwhile a leperchaun shows up in the background doing armfarts.

 

By the way your posts are going, this thread is beginning to look like one of these....

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=11442.msg123100#msg123100
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=1191.0
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=37942.msg688066#msg688066
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=10781.msg113574#msg113574
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=31454.msg572248#msg572248

So yeah...

 

Seriously... look up the aristocrats joke on google... it will all be made clear...

 

Seriously, because of the nature of the posts made by the others the thread is starting to look like a "chain story" thread.

Proof:

Now isn't this chaining stories?

 

This is a chain story thread. It's the aristocrats joke but done wrong. Fortunately you can end it like this:

And then everyone springs to their feet and says "ta-dah!"
The talent agent gives everyone a sideways look and says "Jesus, what do you call this?"
The man smiles and says "The Aristocrats!"

No disrespect to the TS, but the Aristocrats joke is one made from vulgarity and improvisation. Two things you can't really do here.

 

Seriously...he's right.

Same general area of gameplay, you make up the story as you go.

CRV and devon above me beat me to the punch...

And this thread is too close to this thread

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=37942.msg688066#msg688066

(I think I played it once...)

 

and she said "that's not my penis."

the end.