Let's defeat smashy!

Hey guys. I found out I was a little hard on you guys. Now you can find all ways to kill me!
Have Fun!

 

bam........headshot....????

 

beat you to death with a pink hammer

 

i give you some milk..
turns out, there was a tiny, but deadly bomb..
i blow you up

 

I push you off the eiffel tower into a landmine that blows you sky high into a bowing 747 engine causing it to stall and crashing it into the heart of an active volcano that eruptes and sends you flying over the atlantic ocean (where you get pecked and scrached at by seagulls) landing in the middel of a tar pit where your dead corps finaly sink to the earths core where it will then explode launching you (and everyone else on the planet) into the sun burning you to a crisp and causing the sun to go supernova and turn into a black hole where you (and everything else in the solar system) get sucked in and become a singularity.... Have a nice trip....

 

*limping badly* So how you guys enjoying my deaths? OW!

 

i thought you were dead...
=-=?

 

except you don''t have any legs left........cause i just cut them off with a hacksaw......

 

pretty much. but not yet. *falls down*

 

jots down "smashbrosmk" on the deathnote...

my bad... nicknames won't work.. lucky for you...

 

it was a rusty hacksaw too.....so you'll get lock-jaw and not be able to open your mouth........cause you didn't get a tetanus shot.........

 

i give you my overly-sensitive headphones and you put metal on max volume... it blows your brains up..(duuuude.... my new headphones hurrtt)

 

very simple way to kill you
lock this thread

 

*pant pant wheeze*

 

This is a clone of my thread, which mutated into the original "kill the next poster" topic from long ago.


Oh well...

[me=hYpNoS] shoves an atom bomb down smashbrosmk's throat[/me]

 

*revives smashbro*
then hacks him with a pickaxe.

 

New rule: revive me before killing me. OH GOD! *throws up*

 

*revives smash only to kick the living shit out of him*

 

SmackDown!
PWNED

 

I sit on a hill and watch all others closing in on you to kill you.
I see the death-fear in your white beady eyes.

And just seconds before they get to you........I snipe you with a headshot right between the eyes. Have fun in Hell ;D