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Learn how to speak Chinese in 5 minutes

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by AKOMISMO123, Dec 12, 2009.

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  1. AKOMISMO123

    AKOMISMO123 Well-Known Member

    (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
    1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
    5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
    12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
    13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
    14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
    15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
    For the others who didnt get it..... your dumb
     
    AKOMISMO123, Dec 12, 2009
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  2. meganova

    meganova Well-Known Member

    Lol'd the 9th sentence.
     
    meganova, Dec 12, 2009
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  3. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Fa Kin Su Pah ::)
     
    Rysio, Dec 12, 2009
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  4. crimson089

    crimson089 Well-Known Member

    haha nice one
     
    crimson089, Dec 12, 2009
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  5. ADMSeraphes

    ADMSeraphes Well-Known Member

    Funny... especially Dum Fuk.... lol
     
    ADMSeraphes, Dec 12, 2009
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  6. ggrroohh

    ggrroohh Well-Known Member

    I swore I read this before somewhere...
     
    ggrroohh, Dec 12, 2009
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  7. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    #4 lol
     
    smashbrosmk, Dec 12, 2009
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  8. johncarl

    johncarl Well-Known Member

    my dumb what?
     
    johncarl, Dec 12, 2009
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  9. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...is this appropriate?


    I don't find racial jokes funny anymore...
     
    mds64, Dec 12, 2009
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  10. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    we had this posted once before, a very long time ago.
     
    Loonylion, Dec 12, 2009
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  11. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Really?


    Wait a minute...

    Sum ting wong...I heard many variations about this...

    My mates always abuse this one :(


    They forget I'm half asian :(
     
    mds64, Dec 12, 2009
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  12. Kiekoes

    Kiekoes Guest

    Whaha, very funny.
     
    Kiekoes, Dec 12, 2009
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  13. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    It was a pretty widespread joke on the Internet a while back.

    Agreed.
     
    Born2killx, Dec 12, 2009
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  14. crazytuna

    crazytuna Well-Known Member

    yeahhh

    [​IMG]
     
    crazytuna, Dec 12, 2009
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  15. Klattypus

    Klattypus Member

    Great, OP even skipped one of the jacked jokes.
     
    Klattypus, Dec 12, 2009
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  16. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

     
    nhi_po, Dec 12, 2009
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  17. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    Nice catch.
     
    Born2killx, Dec 12, 2009
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  18. hethann

    hethann Well-Known Member

    nicely done! although it is kinda ehm...but i don't mind...^^ i can't stop laughing seeing this!!^^
     
    hethann, Dec 21, 2009
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  19. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    it's not racist, stop trying to be PC.
     
    nex26, Dec 21, 2009
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  20. akosienjay

    akosienjay Member

    Tai Ni Po Ni nyahaha cool!
     
    akosienjay, Dec 21, 2009
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