Know your members: Usernameladiesman217

Q: How old are you?

A: 42 and a half.

Q: What was the most embarrassing moment in your life?

A: Two of my female friends decided they wanted to have a threesome with me. They weren't the most attractive ever, but what the hell. A threesome's a threesome right? Well my friends stepdad walked in on them eating chips off my stomach. Yeah, not even fucking joking on that one. Now that I think about it probably not the most embarrassing moment ever, in fact I felt quite epic at that moment, but that may have been in large part due to my boner. The actual most embarrassing moment of my life would have to be getting caught jacking off to mud-wrestling porn by my mom.

Q: What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought aside from a car or house.

A: Uhm, a fleshli- uhhhh. Nah wait, has to be my pc. Yeah definitely my pc.

Q: What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

A: I don't wake up in the morning.

Q: Uhm, okay. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

A: I scratch my... I mean, I lie in bed for 10 minutes yearning for coffee.

Q: What's your favorite thing in the world to do?

A: Scratching my... uh, watching Pokemon... Yeah definitely watching Pokemon.

Q: What do you do in your spare time?

A: I have interviews with myself.

Q: Do you think prostitution should be legal?

A: If I had a son, I'd let him fuck prostitutes. If I had a daughter I wouldn't let her be one. I'm a hypocrite like that.

Q: Do you like getting handjobs?

A: Yes.

Q: Do you like giving handjobs?

A: No.

Q: You ARE a hypocrite!

A: That's not a question.

Q: That's not an answer...

A: FML.