Know your members: Suiseiseki

Welcome to the 28th "Know Your Members" game.
This is a game where we choose a member to spotlight which could then be asked any question by any member!
Here are the rules

1.If the member chosen doesn't want to answer a question he/she can freely ignore it
2.If you want to put all the questions you have in one post don't write walls of text
3.Don't spam
4.Members will have a chance to ask the member for up to one week(unless the member requests more or less)and then we choose another member to be in the spotlight.

And now this week's member is:
Suiseiseki
You can ask him anything you want from what if situations to any other questions, but keep in mind he can freely ignore any question.
Also I've added a history of members that were chosen before which I'll update each time.

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Littlekill
Hypnos
Miss G
nhi_po
Reider
~Fuyuhotaru~
CoolKill3r
melfice666
Jonez001
Mint
SIR
Kiekoes
P4tman
PeachMilk
<Tsukuyomi>
[Gamblore]
Conrannex
Athymoe
deltakilla
nex26
Sarra93
Soluri
Muddymaster
Jack_Spades
~Paranoia~
Toffee
<~Tarik B~>
Xx_Sayuri_xX

Now start asking!

My questions:
Favourite food?
Why are you an australian?

 

On a scale of one-to-ten, how would you rate your last poop?

2, 6, 13, 26, ___?

Would you rather spend time with a bro or a ho? Explain why.
The ho has herpes and crabs while the bro is clean.

Replace "Spend time with," with "Have unprotected sex with," and answer the question again.

 

What did you do last night?

 

when do you like to watch tv?

 

Like, a five or a six. It did the job but it wasn't one of those deeply satisfying bowel shifts that make you feel so good after you're done. I made nachos with extra chili beans tonight for dinner though so I suspect my next shit will (as a rough estimate) be around the eight or nine mark.

Not enough data. One more number should be enough to get a pattern.

Bro, haven't seen my best bro for nearly three months so we are missing each other in a very manly way. I'm taking a holiday soon though so we get to hang out and get drunk and play N64.

All of my chick friends are bros so I've never particularly considered sexing them up apart from the obligatory idle male "I wonder what they'd be like naked/in bed" train of thought that is pretty much compulsory to consider regarding every girl you come to know. Yes, that includes you, I have briefly wondered what you look like naked. Don't take it personally though, everyone does it. Masculine reflex.
ANYWAY I suppose that I could sleep with one of my chick bros, they're all cool enough to take one for the team.

Played a sick game of Warhammer 40k, ordered a pizza, watched the GSL finals on the big screen from a recliner. Read more of Eisenhorn. Probably watched some porn as well.

When Doctor Who or Mythbusters is on. That's it. I've watched maybe an hour of TV this past week.

Depends how I'm feeling - like, I just had nachos and I've been too busy to cook most other nights this week so I've been ordering take-out a lot, so I'd kill for a decent salad right now. Overall I'm always a sucker for bacon and corn chowder. You can't beat a good steak either though.
Also whoever has been saying I am Australian is repeating disgusting lies and slander.

 

Australia>New Sealand?

 

Seph decides to give you 5 non-staff accounts to ban, who are they?

 

double it + 2, double it + 1, double it, then it would be double it -1
the next number is 51, idiot

also, sup?

 

yo, you like shaman king? or any japanese toons like pokemon/yugioh/bakugan etc

 

What's the most fucked up thing you've ever seen?

Can you click/snap your fingers or whistle?

Do you play an instrument?

 

Favourite sex position?

 

Why are you so sexy?

 

Welp, I told Athemoe I'd ask some questions that aren't incredibly retarded (for a nice change of pace from the usual KYM), but I already know the answer to pretty much anything I can think to ask. I guess we should start with something simple.

1. d5

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Replying here so I don't add another stupid thread in my unread replies list

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

What do you think of me?
Athemoe>justbeinghonest?

 

Are you a robot?

Do you have an interesting pet?

Fetish?

Favourite game of all time?

 

What is with you that you need reinsurance that people like you more.

 

If something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

 

Jelly n.n

 

i meant it literally, he types like hypnos. who as far as i know, is a retarded australian