Kill The Ant

"Kill The Ant" - you write how the ant dies, and the poster poster writes how the ant actually survived, and tries to kill the ant.

* Example ~ you post: kid steps on the ant and kills it, next poster: but the kid was wearing kleets and ant was in between the spikes. Then the Ant has a heart attack, Next poster: then the veterinarian shows up and revives the Ant. The Ant suddenly catches fire. Etc...


lol I'll start:

Barney the dinosaur steps on the ant and kills it...

 

But Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination... Suddenly, catgirls stomp on the ant.

 

but they miss the ant by an inch. A frog with a gun shoots the fron in teh head OoO

 

The ant is the Mac Guyver of the ant world, and makes a bullet proof shield out of a tooth pick, grass blades and a ball of mud. The Ju Ju man smashes the ant with his Ju Ju hand.

 

The Ju Ju man is alergic to ants .... Then Godzilla comes and eats the ant

 

The gaps in Godzilla's teeth are too big and the ant escapes. Then Piggsy from Manhunt kills the ant with his chainsaw.

 

But the chainsaw's low on fuel... Now Chuck Norris shoots the ant to punch

 

The and falls in a little hole and remans untouched.....then an earthquake squishes the and O_O

 

The earthquake awakens the Jesus Ant who saves the Aunt from being squashed, but then a fat chick sits on them both.

 

The ant cralws in the asscrack of the fat chick and stays alive.
Then the ant is strook by a giant meteor

 

Strook isnt a word, so the ant is fine.

The ant dies due to natural causes/old age.

 

but this ant had extra life
but then the ant was sprayed by bug spray

 

the ant was wearing a gas mask and survived, then the ant thrown into a fish pond

 

but the gas mask doubles as a snorkel and he is wearing fins. the ant gets eaten by a shark

 

But unknown to the shark, this ant is a special breed of mexican fighting ant and so it punches the shark on the nose, causing the shark to flee. But then the water turns to LAVA! killing poor ant.

 

and the way it dies?

 

I eatz the antz.

 

Fixed.

 

but the ant was wearing a heat/lava resistance suit. but then the ant committed suicide for fear of almost being killed again

 

but the ant failed to commit suicide because he used a plastic toy knife and a watergun. but then a GIANT TIDAL WAVE CAME!