Just jokes, no chuck norris, PG13! So this guy is driving at 120 and sees a sign REDUCE 80, so as a good citizen, he reduces his speed to 80. Later he sees a sign REDUCE 60 and reduces to 60. Then REDUCE 40. By that time he´s pretty desperate, but still changes his speed. Then the next sign says REDUCE 20. He gets pretty pissed off, but sees a patrol and decides to reduce to 20. About an hour later, he sees another sign: WELCOME TO REDUCE!!!!!
really funny XDXD there was one time a little turtle was climbing a tree then the turtle fell down, and he tried to climb it again but again he fell down in that tree there were 2 birds and 1 say to the other should we tell him that he is adopted???
wow, where is ADMSephares? cahos said wait until your joke thread dies and in a while a new one will be made... to prove a point, lol
I'm right here. How many chiropracters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes 30 visits.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the idiots on the other side that keep joking about it crossing the road.
Theres a blonde, brunette and a red head. They all go to a bar with a magic mirror, sucking up everyone who lies. The brunette goes to the mirror and says "i think im the prettiest person in the world." and gets sucked up. The red head also goes to the mirror and says "i think im the prettiest person in the world." and gets sucked up. When the blonde goes up to the mirror she says, "i think..." and gets sucked up.
President Gorbachev is reviewing the Soviet army with the KGB director when he sees ten men dressed in black. He asks the KGB director, "Who are they? Are they Soviet spies?" The KGB director responds, "No, they are economists. Imagine the havoc they will wreak when we set them loose on the Americans."
five people are on a private plane when the engine fails. Unfortunately, there are only 4 parachutes. Ronaldo grabs a paracute and says 'I am the greatest footballer that has ever lived, the football world needs me. I cannot die on my fans' and jumps. Hillary clinton also grabs a parachute and says 'I am the wife of a former US president, and may be president in the future, I cannot deprive the american people of that' and jumps. The third parachute is grabbed by George W Bush, who says 'I am the president of the US, I cannot abandon my responsibilities to my people. Besides, I am the smartest president the US has ever had' and he jumps. The pope picks up the final parachute and hands it to the fifth passenger, a small boy, saying 'My son, I am old and have lived a holy life. Your life stretches before you, take this parachute and I will go down with the plane'. The child replies: 'no, old man, there is a parachute for each of us. The smartest president America has ever had took my schoolbag'.
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking together down the footpath when they spot a $100 bill on the ground. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course. All the others are mythological creatures.
