Post your favorite or funniest jokes here ^^ 3 friends were hiking when they came across a genie. The genie said to them, "if you jump of this cliff and makes a wish, it will come true" The 1st guy jump off the cliff and yelled "MONEY!!!" and tons of gold coins came falling down. The 2nd guy jump off and yelled "WOMEN!!!" and women came falling down. The 3rd guy went up but he was so nervous he slipped and yelled "SHIT!!!"
there's three blonde's they come to see some tracks the first blonde said they were deer tracks the second blonde said they were moose tracks the third blonde couldn't speak cuz she got hit by a train There are three indian a smart one a strong one and a retarded one One day the smart one goes into the woods and comes back with a rabbit the other two ask "how catch?" then the smart indian says Me find tracks, me find rabbit, me shoot then the next day the strong indian goes into the woods and finds a bear the other two ask How catch then the strong indian say me find tracks, me find bear, me shoot then the retarded indian goes into the woods and comes back with a bunch of bruises then the other two ask what happen and the retarded indian says me find tracks, me shoot train, train don't stop
George was having problems getting good people to help him. He visited his counterpart, Matt Hatter. Matt told him, "To get good people, you must test them before you employ them." "How?" George asked. "Just ask them a simple question, and if they can answer, then they will be alright." Just then, Abraham, Matt's deputy walked past. Matt told George, "Let me show you." Matt asked his deputy: "Abraham, who is your son's father?" Abraham answered: "Me, of course." George was impressed. When he went back, he tried to test on his deputy Tiny Tong, "Tiny, tell me, who is you son's father?" Tiny was puzzled. He quickly tried a delaying tactic, "Boss, I am busy now. I will tell you after lunch." Tiny went out and met Ah Chek the cleaner. He asked, "Ah Chek, who is your son's father?" Ah Chek answered: "Aiyah, so easy. Me, of course." Tiny happily went back to George, "Hey boss. What was the question again?" George repeated, "Who is your son's father?" "Simple. It is Ah Chek, of course." George tore his hair in disgust. He shouted, "NO! You stupid fool. It's Abraham!"
yea lol'd me =) mine: there are 3 vampires and a daddy vampire Daddy: Let's go hunting Sons: OK "30 min later" "Son 1 comes back with blood on his mouth" Son: You see that farm there? sucked it dry! "son 2 comes back with blood on this hole face" Son: You see that city there? sucked it hole dry! "Son 3 comes back with blood all over his body" Dad: Jesus! Where have you been?? Son: See that hotel there Dad: Uhu Son: See that tree there? Dad: yea ofcourse! Son: Well "scatches head" i didn't ^^
Guy 1: Knock Knock. Guy 2: *sigh* ....Who's there...? Guy 1: Interrupting Falcon. Guy 2: Interrupting Falcon- PAWWWWWNNCH!!!!!
A blonde, a brunette and a ginger are on top of a burning building. All of the exits are blocked. There are firemen at the base of the building holding a blanket telling them to jump. The brunette says "I'll go first!", she jumps off the building and the firemen move out of the way, causing her to hit the floor and die. The ginger goes next and the same thing happens again; she hits the floor and dies because the firemen moved. So the blonde shouts down to the firemen, before she jumps, "Put the blanket on the ground and walk away!"
Once upon a time, there was a harmless, good-natured bear. One day, a lumberjack encounter that same bear. Hoping the bear didn't see him, the man immediately pretended to be dead. The bear, when it noticed the man, did what only such a kind bear would do. The bear buried the man.
so this woman buys a mirror for her husband she buys it from this old woman and she says "its magical, say what you want in a rhyme and it would come true so she goes home and puts it on the door and says "mirror mirror in the door, make my breast size 44" and her breasts grow ginormous she runs to her husband and says "hey look at the magical mirror, look at my breasts!" so the husband runs over to the mirror and sits down on the bed and says "mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" nothing happens the husband gets angry and stands up but as he starts walking... ...his legs fall off
there are 3 girls a brunet a red head and a blond a man comes looking for them and then they run and hide first the brunet hides with the rabbits and says nhnhnhnh the red head hides with the red cats and says meow meow the blond hides with the potato and say POTATO POTATO
