jokes played at school/work

haha thats awesome, as for me, at school, we were doing a group reading, and as a joke one of the kids said " i'll give you charizard if you let me read pg.99.

last day last year, i took a bag of confetti, and ran down the halls, waving it with the top cut off, and it went EVERYWHERE. then i stopped, and put the bag away because the vice principal was standing with her back to me, and then when she turned around. she saw the confetti, and just walked away, didn't even call a janitor.

last day: someone wore a katamari damacy suit to school.

someone asked my spanish teacher how to say "ballin" in spanish, and she said " oh we will talk about lang later in the chapter.

yesterday the pulldown map's metal bar fell on my teachers hand.

also, the halls are always crowded, ( except the last day ) so whenever someone bumps into me or touches me, i yell, " i don't like to be touched " REALLY loud

last one we did that light as a feather thing, and we got one kid literally 6 ft in the air, and someone holding him up turned around to say " hey guys look! and we dropped him.

not very exciting but he, its school

 

I remember something that happened a looonnngg time ago during the pokemon craze.

There was a shop selling gachapon (those plastic spheres from vending machines with toys in them) outside, so my friend took one of those spheres and kinda put a dead caterpillar inside and started throwing it around while screaming "GO CATERPIE!!"

Does that count as a joke? ;D

 

Oh man,
One of my favorites.
We were in the office at the company I work for, and my boss was writing down some very important material for a project that we were going to do.

Beforehand, I put the blue screen of death screensaver on his computer.

So, as he was entering stuff into Excel, all of the sudden you hear a "cry", then a "oh no, oh no", "holy fuck, what just happened"(as he cries).

Hehehe.

After he was done, we went in, and entered a key combination, and everything was fine, he wasn't happy after that, but he laughed.
On the other hand, the rest of the office had a big smile ;D

 

My wife purchased me one of those EASY buttons from Staples. When you press it it announces "That was easy." Because I'm at the front of my office everybody loves to press it...............multiple times :-\
I found a site with instructions on how to replace the guts of said button with some radio shack components so it can record audio inputs from a headphone jack or from the speaker/microphone. A few solder burns, some jumper and SUCESS!
Easy button $5
Components from radio shack $20
The look on an peoples face when they hit the button and it starts singing:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung"
PRICELESS!

 

At the last elections for our parliament, there was a big fuss about being able to read the votes from a distance by using the EM-waves that are emitted from the display. Anyway, it is possible to read them, but not in two seconds.

One of the voting offices was in our faculty of Electrical Engineering so that all the students and local residents can easily vote. So combining these two facts we rolled out a big cart with a bunch of radars, screens and antennas, pointed it all at the voting boot and stood beside it making notes of what we saw on the screens. You should have seen the faces of the common people that visited to vote. We were removed after 10 minutes.

 

Placed a light snesor under the seat of my grandfathers toilet. Had it connected to a mini speaker that when the sensor detected a lsos of light would say...

"Hey, I'm workin down here!!!!!"

 

here is one from my uni (university of Melbourne)
recently we stated to receives a lot email regarding lost items, such as USB disk, sunnies, wallets, even Digital camera,

so a student send out email like this

LOST Elephant
Hi Guys!

I've lost my elephant somewhere on campus, probably in the Baillieu Library.
It's not worth very much, but it is VERY important to me.

Here is a photo, please spam the mailing lists if you have found it!

Sean

and after that email, ppl started to sent out a lot funny Lost and found story
and even more funny reply such as
Elephant Found
15 KG of ivory for sale. ;D

Cost to be determined by market price on day of sale.

Please advise by 31st September.

 

funny replys forLost Elephant ;D

Hey Sean,

at 6:30pm i saw your elephant urinating in the males toilets of the
baillieu library, then harasing some girls in the computer labs first
floor

at 7:30pm it was running around naked and wild on the south lawn as our
fellow student explained before... i tried with five friends to put some
cloths on unfortunalty one of them is hospital now in serious conditions.
The elephant seem to be in mentally disabled.

at 8:30pm i hear reports of the elephant wanting to comit suicide on
swanston street college square and later catching the tram to melbourne
central to get a haircut and do some beanie shoping, because it is a
little too short for him

at 9:00pm i saw him holdibng hands with a mouse near the cinemas wanting
to get some tickets for Die hard 4, however some of the other patrons
complained to security and the police arrived and arrested the elephant

at 10:30pm the police repoted the elephant missing, some say it was
bribing that got him out of jail, and cought the first taxi back to your
house

hope that he is back and safe in your house, and that you get to have a
nice sleep with him, don't go to rough on him, he is a bit tired after a
long day

best of luck with your elephant, and be more carefull next time



Hey.

I thought I saw the picture of that elephant at one of the restaurants I
went a couple of hours ago. The elephant on the menu looked exactly the
same as the one in the mail!

I thought it was suspicious, and so I sneaked to the back of the kitchen
and managed to retrieve a piece of the elephant (not sure which part of
the body it is, but it's approximately 1.04237 KG.)

I am curious if there is any reward, since you didn't mention in your mail
if you wanted it dead/alive/ in pieces. Please reply asap before the meat
becomes stale.

Also, if you are thinking of retrieving the remaining parts of your
elephant, I am sorry to inform you that one of the kitchen workers
discovered me, and after that the restaurant installed some really high
tech surveillance. You might need to hire some professional ninja to
retrieve it.


Attention:

I've lost the last 20 minutes of my life reading all these stupid lost and
found emails.

To everyone that contributed, I will accept a monitory donation if you are
unable to return my time.

Thank you

this poor guy lost his virginity!
Lost My Virginity:

this is something that's really special to me. i would really like it back
from the guy who stole it from me this morning. i think his name was
edley or something gay like that

 

I once made a new wallpaper at all my schools computers (25 or so)... A alert, posted everywhere (Screened, edited, copied in paint)... "You are banned from this network, since i download more p0rn than you."

My maths teacher tried to click em all (he didnt realise it was painted, )... But after that moment, it lost the fun.

Otherwise, i once changed my name in the schools papers to "Curly Arsefacey (first name) Kill The King (last name), so the teacher actually had to say "Kill The King, Curly Arsefacey"... Oh god, i got into so much trouble for that.

 

1. We let pigs loose in the school with numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6. that way even though the teachers rounded them all up they thought they were missing 5 and went frantic.

2. Secretly sneaked decaf coffee in at work instead of norm. 3 weeks later switch it with espresso.

 

Oh my gosh! You made me choke because I was taking a sip of my coffee!

And I am SO going to get you for making me keep dancing with your Avatar! Most time I don't even notice I'm doing it until I stop reading and realize I'm still dancing ;D

 

Thanks Chibi
Blue does love to dance for you

Me and another guy keep coming up with great things to put on the "sleazy" button as we call it:

"You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world ....Hauuggnnnnnnkkkkkk" (Dumb and Dumber)

"Hey Laserlips! Your momma was a snowblower" (Short Circuit) "Where's the Beef" (Wendy's commercials)

Next we're going to record some Kung Pow quotes: "That's a lot of nuts!" Wheee oh Whee Oh wee"

Anybody want to make recommendations feel free to message me.

 

usuall pull the chair stuff

 

...My old work place just had normal kinds of pranks...


The most sickening-in which i helped-is a freshly ran over seagull-a plastic bag and a fellow manager handing it to her supior ???


I tried to bury it-but NO my supervisor wanting to freak him out got it from me...


At least the blood came off the tires-that was the slowest one I ever ran over



I'm not even gonna go into detail with the doll up doll bashing while customers were around...


(bear in mind-this was a kfc)

 

lolz sorry for bringing up an olddddddddd oldddd olddd thread...... i did some really bad pranks but i cant even remember them......