Okay i love a good joke so i wanna hear as many as possible i'll start a cat is by the rive and sees a 4 inch sausage float past it thinks no way am i getting wet for that later a 6 inch sausage floats by its tempted but stops itself then a 10 inch sausage floats past and the cat thinks right screw it im having that. The moral of the story is the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy XD