1 million dollars: A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" The man said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." "Hmmmm..." the man pondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God said: "A million dollars to me is as a penny." So the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... just a second."
