The rules are simple. Make jokes whatever you like (exept raccist jokes!) and the next one gives a reaction and begins with another joke. You may begin.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, why else? I mean, would the chicken go to a doctor appointment? TO A DRUG DEALER? And why the hell is a chicken crossing a road anyways? To run from the butcher trying to cut its head off? ... I wonder how fast this year will pass until thanksgiving.
MM, racism. Read the whole joke or you miss the joke portion. How do you kill a green elephant? Shoot it with a green elephant gun How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun How do you kill a red elephant? Shoot it with a red elephant gun How do you kill a purple elephant? Shoot it with a purple elephant gun How do you kill a yellow elephant? Shoot it with a yellow elephant gun How do you kill a white elephant? You give the elephant some cherry cheese cake and you put ONE cherry on it and the elephant will say "OH I LIKE CHERRY CHEESE CAKE, and Oh my, it has a cherry on it, OM NOM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give it a cherry cheese cake with TWO cherries on it and the elephant will say "Yay, another one! I LOVE CHERRIES, WHOA TWO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! OM NOM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give it another cherry cheese cake with four cherries on it, and the elephant will say "WOW, FOUR CHERRIES, I love cherries, they're SO DELICIOUS. I LOVE IT. OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake with six cherries on it and the elephant will say "MORE CHERRIES?!? HOW CAN YOU HAVE SUCH NUMMINESS ON SUCH A SMALL CAKE??!>!?!!! OM NOM NOM". Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake with 8 cherries on it and the elephant will say "HOW CAN YOU HAVE SO MANY CHERRIES?!?!??! FIRST ONE, THEN TWO, THEN FOUR, THE SIX NOW EIGHT?!?!? THAT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake with TEN cherries on it and the elephant will say "HOLY SHIT TEN, I HAVE NEVER IMAGINED TEN AT ONCE, THAT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO FEED A FAMILY OM NOM NOM." Then the next day you give the elephant another cherryr cheese cake with ELEVEN cherries on it and the elephant will say "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD, THAT'S SO AMAZING, I JUST CAME, I LOVE YOU MAKE BABIES WITH ME PLZ OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake, BUT you only put ten cherries one it and the elephant will say "ONLY TEN THIS TIME? Oh, that's fine, it's still A LOT OF CHERRIES OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake, but you only put 8 cherries on it and the elephant will say "Aww, only 8? That's still a lot but still, I liked eleven! It's still CHERRIES OM NOM NOM NOM". Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake, but you only put six cherries on it and the elephant will say "DUDE, ONLY SIX, WHAT'S NEXT, NOTHING?!?!? BUT IT'S STILL CHERRIES AND CHEESE CAKE AND I LOVE IT SO OMNOMNOMNOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake but you only put 4 cherries on it and the elephant will say "ONLY FOUR?!?!?!?!? PLEASE NOT FOUR, I WANT MORE, BUT THIS'LL DO I GUESS. OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake but this time you only put two cherries on it and the elephant will say "SHIT, I WANT MORE CHERRIES NEXT TIME. Can you please correct it for tomorrow? I like more cherries please, but I still can't help myself, OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake but this time you only put ONE cherry on it and the elephant will say "I SAID PLEASE YESTERDAY, I NEEEEEEEED MORE CHERRIES PLEASE. I LOVE CHERRIES I WANT MORE THAN ONE. And I won't eat without the cherries, but I can't let this one out to waste OM NOM NOM" Then the next day you give the elephant another cherry cheese cake BUT THIS TIME YOU PUT NO CHERRIES ON IT and the elephant gets mad, and he turns red, then you shoot him with a red elephant gun.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 20 in the ash tray.
This is full of win. I remember this one. Spoiler A man walks into a bar. The man orders a beer and as he is drinking, the bartender whispers "Hey! Do you want free drinks for the whole month?" The man says "Hot damn, I'll take it!". "Okay," says the bartender "here is what you have to do." "At the corner there there is a jug with 15 gallons of vodka. If you manage to drink all of it in 1 go, I will tell you the next challenge" So the man, after a long guzzlage (and already drunk), returns to the counter. "What now? I'm...ready fr the nexsht shallenge." "Okay. At the 2nd floor, there are two things to be done there. One, there is a tiger with a sore tooth. You must pull it out with your bare hands. Second, there is a maiden there who needs some 'help' and 'experience' if you know whatti mean. Once you pull the tiger's tooth out, proceed to 'guide' the maiden. Come back after your done." The man stumbles up the stairs and after a few minutes, growling can be heard. He goes back down bleeding and clothes tattered and asked the bartender, "I'm sorry, but where ish the maiden with the sore tooth, again?"
