It's the Vampire's Fault!!!

Apparently a Colorado woman drove her SUV into a canal because she saw a "vampire" walking across the road.

here's the full story:
http://www.nbc11news.com/home/headlines/97394334.html

I think that this just another one of those "Twilight" incidents or just another Bimbo looking for her 15 minutes of fame.

 

The lulz from idiocy in this "news" story were the best thing about it.

 

I think seeing people go retarded over stuff like this is funny, like Wolfie Blackheart and all the other people that think they are werewolves...

But I guess it's kind of believeable.... after all I'm a jackalope.

 

No dude, albinos are only a myth. You can't believe everything you hear, geez.

 

dude albino people are not a myth, my friend is like so white it's not funny and his hair is even whiter.

 

Yeah right. I bet you believe in fairies and eskimoes, too.

 

and faries are a real race to. proof is in the book artemis fowl incase you've read it.But all jokes aside my friend is an albino.

 

I'm a little disappointed that you two seem to honestly believe I'm that ignorant. I guess my sarcasm isn't obvious enough. I'll have to work on that in the future.

 

You have to remember that sarcasm can only be implemented and established with facial and verbal cues and as such, is impossible to emulate in text.
I am grateful to hear that you were only joking about albinos because I was prepared to give a full-on lecture about them!

 

This ain't true. Sarcasm is easily established for people who either understand you or aren't ridiculously gullible. To claim otherwise is just a cop out.

 

I think this is the vampire that caused her to drive into the ditch



http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink628.html

 

Vampires may exist, we just haven't found one yet. I think this woman might be onto something.

 

If the vampire made her drive into a ditch she would be dead, vampires leave no witnesses and I doubt he/she would have just left a tasty snack like her alone.

 

I really do hope that the woman driving is a hot-18 to 30 year old. If she was a 40+ aged woman, then that vampire must be crazy or desperate.

 

They were actually making a sarcasm mark for literature... Idk if it's still being worked on but I saw a thing about it.