This one's tricky. Rules. Every odd # poster plays "God" Every even # poster is "trapped" and has to escape. The first poster puts the even poster in a place(i.e. Denny's, Wal-Mart, etc.) between two people and has to keep them from escaping. Its confusing so ill give you an example. Poster 1: You are in the Electronics ailse at Target between Chuck Norris and Superman. Escape. Poster 2: I walk out the door. Poster 3: But what you didn't know was that the doors are locked from the outside and are made from shatter proof glass that cant be broken by anything. Poster 4: But what you didnt know was that i knew where the escape hatch was in the floor behind the counter and went down there and out the secret tunnel. Poster 5: But what you didnt know was that superman knew where thew tunnel was and caved it in with his awesome heatvision. Poster 6: But what you didnt know was that there was cryptonite injected into supermans eyes which nullified his ability to use his heat vision and i get out any way. Etc. Etc. I know its confusing But if you give it a try i can help you along the way Ill start you off You are in a Walgreens Pharmacy between President Obama and Hercules. Escape.
I make Obama beat-up Hercules because he obviously has some kind of super powers in order to win the Nobel Peace Price and then I take said Peace from Obama and hit him in the head with it until he is unconscious and I escape.
But what you didnt know was that when you try to escape, Obama and Hercules put there differences aside and keep you from leaving the pharmacy with thier combined godlike powers.
And you didn't know that the Nobel Peace Prize I stole from Obama is actually an ancient artifact with the ability to turn it's holder into a giant penguin who destroys his enemies with radioactive slices of cheesecake. I escape without bothering to use my cheesecake powers because I'm a giant penguin now and I destroyed the entire building. The whole cheesecake thing was just a distraction.
But you didnt know that there was an anti giant penguin precaution put on the buildings and all that happened when you turned into a giant penguin was that you hit your head on the ceiling and shrunk down to baby penguin size and Hercules ate you.
But you didn't know that as a baby penguin in Hercules body, I caused him an excruciating amount of pain as he tried to digest me, causing him to finally have Obama remove me from his body and allowing me to leave Walgreens out of respect for not turning into God poo.
But the pointless ness of that is realized before you are out of the building and Hercules calls all the gods and they reverse your baby penguin state and leave you there, in a Walgreens pharmacy, between president obama and hercules. Escape.
This time, I eat all of the food in the store to become super fat and then I start rolling all Indiana-Jones-running-from-the-boulder-in-that-movie-like towards Hercules and Obama and crush them under my immense weight and bust through the wall.
But obviously since Hercules is a god, he just pushes you to the side and you just lay there with a terrible stomache ache from over eating. Escape
