In Soviet Russia thread clicks YOU!!!

Just as the tittle says just type in, "In Soviet Russia(insert funny thing here).
I'll start.

In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!

Or you could go above the line of duty and do this...

In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!

 

In Soviet Russia, YOU end with the WORLD.

Though that may apply to real life as well...

 

In Soviet Russia, Gryphon ride you!

 

In Soviet Russia, rabbit hunt you!

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I'm really bad at this...

 

I was thinking of that one earlier... (Except mine was deer instead of a rabbit...)

In Soviet Russia government own you!

 

in Soviet Russia, road forks you!

 

In Soviet Russia, You jew JEW!

 

in Soviet Russia pink army beats lkism!

 

in soviet russia rock beats paper i'm bad at this huh

 

In Soviet Russia dog walks you!

 

In Soviet Russia, food eat YOU!!!
Eh, that would be disturbing...

 

In Soviet Russia, Fish fish YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Fish cook YOU!

lol that's all i got.

 

In Soviet Russia, games play you~

. . . thats all, no idead then~

 

In Soviet Russia, math calculates you.

.......Meh.

 

In Soviet Russia, bishop move straight, and rook move looks like letter "L", so horse move backward

 

IN SOVIENT RUSSIA
THE TOILET PEES ON YOU

 

In Soviet Russia, SPAM DELETES YOU!!

......wtf

 

In soviet russia, mechanical bull rides YOU!!!

 

Hehehehe. RayWilliamJohnson?

In Soviet Russia, you dont play games, games play YOU!

 

In Soviet Russia, Ass kicks you!
...I don't see how will that happen.