Imagine, I don't know what to say anymore

http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/home/961143.html

really? wtf is this?
when are those games going to stop?

 

I was sure they were going to run out of jobs ages ago, but they just keep churning out more heaps of steaming arse. I don't know how they manage it.

 

but I mean a teacher during a class trip?
It's just nonsense...

 

Yea! New fodder for the bargain bins!

I know Nintendo is kid friendly but damn this is getting out of hand, been seeing way to much shovel ware as it is. You know if someone actually bought these titles just wasted their money on less than an hour of entertainment, just another reason to own a flashcart.

 

Well remember that there's a person who actually bought to dump it

 

Damn. Good point!

 

I bought the imagine game Imagine Babies and I think I got bored of it in about 1 hour. I eventually traded my games to buy Guitar Hero World Tour since i had already bought a flashcard

 

What with this game?
It looks.."Horrible"...

 

lol I dont know why I do that.

 

I'm just feel lucky that my sister didn't buy it.

 

i wonder when they will release Imagine: Go-go Dancer or Imagine: Being a Junkie

 

Imagine : Crime Scene Investigators...

It should be as gory as possible. Like you draw back the shower curtain and WHAMMY! a corpse is found rotting in bathwater.

 

http://www.gamefaqs.com/search/index.html?game=imagine&platform=0&s=s

I am really worried ,end is close.

 

i just wish Imagine games would end, they're just ruining the DS's great library, and those PSP fanboys would have more reasons to blast on DS.

thinking about it, im thinking they would stop if no one would buy their products anymore.

 

The game industry has changed
The internet has changed
It's inevitable
More and more people come to the internet
People are getting dependent on the internet
More noobs, playing games and using the internet
Just like how society is dying

 

Imagine: Shovelware Game Creator

Imagine: Sucker your Parents out of $30.00

Imagine: Death (Be the Reaper)

*sigh* I sense a new thread developing...

 

Imagine: Suicide

A whole package of all the Imagine games
Guaranteed suicidal thoughts d(^.^)b

 

UBIsoft did report a 64% decrease in sales lately. Maybe they'll wise up and stop churning out these crappy Imagine games and start producing stuff that real gamers might like instead. Big surprise though, they're blaming it on piracy and not the fact that they're producing really crappy games. Typical.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5323863/ubisoft-plans-to-have-piracy-solution-in-place-this-year

Here's a list of the DS games UBIsoft released (or are planning to release) during this 64% decline in sales period:

* Imagine: Figure Skater (2008)
* Imagine: Rock Star (2008) (known as Imagine: Girls Band in Australia and Imagine: Girl Band in Europe)
* Imagine: Teacher (2008)
* My Secret World by Imagine (2008)
* Imagine: Babysitters (2008)
* Imagine: Baby Club (2008)
* Imagine: Fashion Model (2008)
* Imagine: Modern Dancer (2008)
* Imagine: Fashion Designer New York (2008)
* Imagine: Champion Rider (2008)
* Imagine: Pet Hospital (2008)
* Imagine: Interior Designer (2008)
* Imagine: Wedding Designer (2008) (known as Imagine: Dream Weddings in PAL regions)
* Imagine: Party Babyz (2008)
* Imagine: Ballet Star (2008) (known as Imagine: Ballet Dancer in PAL regions)
* Imagine: Movie Star (2008)
* Imagine Fashion Party (January 20, 2009)
* Imagine: Cheerleader (February 3, 2009)
* Imagine: Ice Champions (March 3, 2009)
* Imagine: Family Doctor (March 26, 2009)
* Imagine: Makeup Artist (May 12, 2009)
* Imagine Music Fest (May 26, 2009)
* Imagine: Boutique Owner (June 2, 2009)
* Imagine Soccer Captain (August 11, 2009)
* Imagine Teacher : Class Trip (August 25, 2009)
* Imagine Detective (September 8, 2009)
* Imagine Salon Stylist(September 29, 2009)
* Imagine Artist(October 13, 2009)
* Imagine Fashion Designer World Tour (October 20, 2009)

Now, anyone bright enough to pirate games wouldn't bother with those crappy games anyway (well, any respectable pirate wouldn't). But the decline in sales is actually across ALL platforms and not just limited to the DS. Still, that's a pretty large list of pure crap right there....I'm sorry, you can't blame crappy games like that on piracy. 99% of pirates have better tastes in games than those lame Imagine games.

I'd be willing to bet that if us gamers took a look at ALL of UBI's releases during the time-span of their sales decline, we could tell them EXACTLY why their sales are tanking. I mean, look at all those Imagine games, that's a large percentage of their problem right there....there's so many of them now that parents don't even remember which ones they bought their kids anymore. And that's just one system. How many other really lousy games have they churned out for other systems?

Oh, but it's piracy that's hurting them, uhuh. Idiots! :

 

Ubisoft never responds to my emails, maybe they think i'm Girogex

 

Imagine: Rapist 2010