If your Life Story was made into a movie, would you want it to be?

OK, Let's say somebody decides to make your life story into a movie, would you like them to do so?

And what would your Life Story's title be?

As for myself, back when I was in my teens & early twenties & was still all emo & angry I did fancy the idea, but growing up more finally made me realize that my life story isn't worth watching after all LOL!

Anybody who'd watch it would probably get bored & fall asleep ten minutes into the movie

However if my story was made into a movie it's title would probably be:

"You Got Screwed: The C.R.V. Life Story"

 

Yeah but I would make sure it has nothing to do with my actual life... I would write the script to be much more interesting

 

hell yeah! my story's title would be

" Changer! " or " Lights up! " or " last warlord "

you chose

 

Yes, actually i'v been writing for 4 years now (reed 3 days, the rest was writersblock) about my life.
I have faced strange things that happened to me during the last decade. I'm trying to write them down but it's difficult.

I allready have a name yes, it's "From zero to nuts in 35 years"
The movie would be like a cult-movie or something that similar....bit funny, bit dramatic...but most of all...a damn good one

 

yeah!
my life has sort of been like trainspotting but worse, sort of like rise of the footsoldier as well.
parents divorced, been homeless twice, sleeping rough os NOT fun. done almost every drug going, been in the army twice was thrown out for taking drugs. stolen cars, 2 of my friends have died in car chases with the police. done burglarys. tried to kill myself once but got too drunk and passed out, i was borderline alcoholic at the time! i had to quit work so i didnt have money to buy drink anymore. i broke my brothers leg driving a car underage, lost my house, girlfriend and daughter through cheating with another girl, i was dealing cocaine and ecstacy for a little while. my dad had a motorbike accident which left him paralysed. set a school on fire and sat on the roof to watch the fire brigade, ran around a phonebox with some rope with a woman inside so she couldnt get out then set fire to it. i got £30000 in debt and had to go bankrupt, i saw my friend get hit by 2 cars.......i will add more bad stuff when i remember it.
the good stuff? started bodybuilding age 15, been to every country in europe, got LOTS of qualifications in lots of different areas, self employed, amateur cagefigher, had quite a few GOOD jobs, got a perfect relationship, we haven't argued in 4 years! also got a perfect healthy daughter thats super intelligent.

the title should be: How to be the best at everything you do and FUCK it up massively because your an idiot
i would like johnny depp to play me becuse hes just the best actor around

 

Considring im sometimes paranoid,and go crazy about almost everything sometimes,and sometimes act emo,and ect,it would probaly be called Sweating Bullets.(Yes,its the name from a song..Couldnt think of anything else.xD)