If you were a pokemon...

If you were a pokemon what would your pokedex entry say
e.g
Bob posts- If I were a pokemon my pokedex entry would say:
A polish builder who resides in Britain with their own children's tv show

You can also add height, cry's,etc...
You can more info in future posts or make up your own stupid pokemon
Starts now-

CJDogger-
Dog/Human/Chimera monster
CJDogger is an enigma, his rage grows until he bursts with Fury, although he is a fierce creature; he can be kind-hearted...
WARNING: Has dog breath...

 

1Black1

Type -Cat Family / Dark Ghetto Baller / Emotionless Thief

Hight / Wait - 5ft7 / 9.3 stone

Gender - Male

Cry - Tha Hell ?!!

Ability - Quick Dark Thief - Able to Steal anything From Anyone at lightning Spead too Fast for Human Eyes

Nature - Cat Thief - Full on Lazy like Cats and Leathal Like Panthers, Always Ready to Steal something.

Info - 1Black1 is a full reliable Creature but is always ready to steal Anything from people he doesnt care about. He is Quick and Sly. Black is good with all kind of ladys.

Stong Againced - Slow creatures, Video games and Computers

Weak Againced - Free Food Black Always says yes to free Food

 

Renji

Type Shinigami

Hight / Wait - 6ft2 / 200lbs

Gender - Male

Cry - Hoero, Zabimaru!!

Ability - Shunpo - Drasticly increases speed and agility during every turn

Nature - Pissed off - Has the ability to attack without warning.

Info - Renji is a shinigami brought to earth for a single mission. To hunt down and destroy all hollows!!

Stong Againced - Ghost/Dark

Weak Againced - Fire/Thunder

 

CJDogger:
Nature: Rageful
Cry: Wf?!
Ability: Hidden...
Strong Against: Noobs
Weak Against: Sexy Ladies

 

Redslayer

Type - sething with hatred

Height / Wait - 5ft7 / 145lbs

Gender - i have a penis.

Cry - I WLL HOLD YOUR BLACK HART IN MY HANDS!!

Ability - super hate. this ability allows me to cause continuous damage to opponents with my hate.

Nature - angry nerd with way to much time on his hands.

Info - it is said that the redslayer emanates waves of hate from his body that are so powerfull that you can actually taste them.

Strong Againced - balding wookies and good natured people.

Weak Againced - people bigger than him and thunder storms.

 

Atomic Shuvo
Type:Legendry Malice Dragon
Height:5ft2 and weight:175 lbs
Gender:male
Cry:The hellsfire.
Special Ability:Atomic fusion:This allows shuvo to summon creatures from the dark world and merge their powers with him.And this allows him to disguise himself as a super handsome nerd (>.>).
Nature:Incredibly pissed off.Can explode in rage any second.
Info:It's said on the legend that Shuvo shoots malice waves that are capable of destroying entire solar systems.Beware of him.
Strong against:Other dragons and bullies.
Weak against:Super sexy ladies.

 

CJDogger
Height: 6ft 3
Weight: 10stone and 6 Pounds

Secret Attack: Master Control Transform-
With this he can become whatever he wants, control whatever he wants and Surpass Gods although he usually just turns into a Dog to chase his tail...

 

Name: Cahos Rahne Veloza
Species: Vampire Demon
Type: Darkness/Fire
Area located: Inter dimensional rift between the boundaries of reality.
Nature: Outward silliness, innate desire to kill!
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 200lbs
Ability: Soul Devour - sucks the life force out of the living.
Techniques: refer to the complete entry here
Full details: refer to here as well.
Favorite PokeBlock Flavour: Spicy

 

CJDogger:
Area- None, CJDogger travels everywhere
Favourite Pokeblock flavour: Sour

 

Name: dmac
Type: Holy/Darkness/Humanoid (pun intended)
Area: all dmac's are born in jamaica, but migrate to whatever country
nature: Rewards random people with luck, and is very susceptible to attractive women
Height: 5'9
Weight: 130 lbs
Ability:Swoony:  able to swoon any of the female gender of any organism
Techniques: CopyCat, able to capture other techniques it sees
Favorite Poeblock: none
Cry: icanhascheezbuger?

 

CJDogger:
Other Info-
Cannot be caught....

 

Atomic shuvo
Are:Nowhere.Between the dimensions of the heaven and hell.Thus cant be caught.But can be sweet talked into giving you support by beautiful ladies.

 

name: DevilDinah
type: Dark/Ghost (can't you guess?)
area: wherever your younger sibling might be
nature: pedophile
ability: charm/persuade: no living creature can withstand Dinah's charms
special skill: super cute sexy charm: makes the enemy pokemon attack its trainer
cry: hi there little boy, want some candy?

 

So you admit to being a Pedophile huh Dinah Doll? Well atleast you're being true to yourself ;D

 

Lol,
reminds me of somebody else I know...

 

Kamage

Typeark
Area:Night
Nature:Absorbs all negative emotions (Like shuppet!)
Height:3'2
Weight:20 lbs
Ability:Mind Reader-able to predict the next move, and with a 10% chance of choosing the move they are gonna use, but accuracy is lowered everytime it's used
Moves (basic)

Psybeam
Tickle
Charm
Horn attack

Karl Jude-
Type-Psychic/Fighting
Area-.....
Nature-Hot tempered, smart, analyzes stuff thoroughly
Stats-High Atk, Sp.atk, Spd, and Hp (95-113) Everything else-60....
Ability-Analysis:increases critical hit by 3x Miss:decreases enemy accuracy by 10%
Info: Smart, and well rounded, he loves a good fight, he excels in martial arts, and his studies. But he is often seen through (Invisible) and forgotten about... this makes him mad, also a coward...

Moves:
Study
Gut wrecker
Temper
Cowardice

bleh, I wanna do soemthing better -.- maybe later.

 

Name: hahahahaha
Type: light
Size: BIG...Ill leave it at that.
Description: Always laughing, this pokemon is useless in battle. It always has a sore throat from laughing all day.

Moves:Uproar
Rest
Screech
Swear

 

Name Kirby

Type Flying/Normal/Water/fire/Rock/Ground/etc....

Height / Wait - 1ft / ??lbs

Gender - ??

Cry - Woooosssshhhh!!

Ability - Levitate - Not affected by ground moves

Nature - Happy,Hungry,Cute

Info - A star warrior that crash landed in dreamland from who knows where

Strong Against - Anything
Weak Against - Anything

 

Name : ShadowKnight

Type: Dark/Ghost

Height: 5'7

Weight: 95lbs

Cry: OMFGWTFBBQ!!!

Ability: Phantom - Disappears and reappears right behind you

Info: This pokemon appears everywhere, as if there are about a hundred ShadowKnights for every one

Strong Against: Non-black people, racists, ninja

Weak Against: Black people, Jesus, Women who look like they can kill

 

CJDogger
Mates with: Female Gardevoir and Female Humans/Female Human-like creatures