if I were a _____ I would ____ to the/on the/at the etc. poster above me

It's a lame game I know.
EDIT: can now use famous people, cartoon characters, anime characters etc.

 

If I were cinnamon I would season the poster above me....

AMIDOIN'ITRIGHT?

 

If I were clothe I would be worn by the poster above me

 

If I were a duvet I would smother the poster above me!

 

If I were sasuke I would be cooler than the poster above me XD

 

If I were stone I would be more durable than the poster above me!

 

If I were paper I would be more durable than the poster above me

 

If I was dumb I would believe the poster above me.

 

If I were a keyboard I would be touched by the fingers of the poster above me

 

If I were a light I would be turned on by you.
(Fortunately I'm not a light)

 

If I were human I would be taken seriously by the poster above me

 

If I were made of sheep wool I would be hugged by the poster above! ^_^

 

If I had more courage I would ask her out for a date

 

if i were a human i would do nothing to the poster above me cause i don't know him.

 

If I were a plaster I would help to mend the wounds of the poster above me!

 

if i were wounded i would thank to the poster above me.

 

If I were Chuck Norris I would roundhouse kick the poster above me

 

If I were Gandhi I would preach peace to the poster above me!

 

If I were a panther I'd give the poster above me a ride on my back.

 

If I were six years old I would pat the poster above me on the head with hands covered in orange juice