If I put my laptop on my lap for an extended period of time, will I get sterile?

I'm kinda worried. Will that happen even if I'm wearing shorts and underwear?

 

No, but your legs may get hot from the laptop.

 

It'll shrivel up your penis and it'll fall off, much like how they castrate bulls...except that's another part of their body.

No, it won't do anything to you.

 

Thank YOU guys. Im a relieved.

 

They are just trying to make you feel better, the truth is you will get testicular cancer and die slowly and painfully, been sterile will be the last of your worries.

 

Was that a serious question?

 

We're not guys anymore. We tell you from experience.

 

Now you mention it, I do recall someone on TV once trying for a baby but having no luck and standing outside in the cold to help.

 

The heat plus the radiation from laptops or something like that. It was on the news a few years ago.

 

They castrate bulls with heat from laptops now!?

 

I'd chase them too with them trying to remove my naughty no-nos with a laptop.

 

What if I put a pillow on my lap where my genitals would be and put the laptop on the pillow?

 

The fan won't be able to draw in air and it will break.

 

How about putting on a small desk or table?

 

I'm a lazy bastard who likes using the laptop whilst lying down.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laptop_cooler

 

As If I can afford one of those.