I need YO MAMA jokes!!!

Anyway today at school me and my friends were just joking around in class saying your mama jokes

long story short i ran out of good jokes so now i am asking the people of romulation to help me out

 

The chances are you wont be discussing the same thing tomorrow and if it turns out you do, i suggest finding new friends.

Oh and your mother is so obese that her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

 

Your mothers so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

 

Your mama is so poor that when you walk in the front door, you're in the back yard.

Your mama is so poor that when you step on a cigarette she yells, "Who turned off the heater?".

I think there's a thread about this already.

 

This. But yeah.

Your mother is so fat she is labelled as clinically obese and her life expectancy is dramatically lower than the acceptable norms, and in addition she also has severe Type-2 diabetes and finds it difficult to breathe or walk short distances.

 

Yo mama so stupid that she gave birth to someone who runs out of jokes.

 

LOL

Your mama so stupid she starved in a supermarket(kinda old and i dont know many either)

 

EPIC!

[quote author=William Shakespeare's Timon of Athens]Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"[/quote]

 

Yo momma's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shootout.

 

FINALLY THIS KIND OF TOPIC



YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE SAW A BUS FULL OF WHT KIDS AND SAY HEY STOP THAT TWANKY






YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE READ THAT DAVID SLAYED GOLIATH SHE CALLED THE COPS

 

Yo Momma so stupid she needs some lipstick to make up her mind.

 

THATS OLD

YO MOMMA SO OLD WEN GOD SAID LET THEIR BE LIGHT SHE FLIPPED THE LIGHT SWITCH

 

i said a similar one

Yo Momma so fat when god said let there be light he had to move her away from the sun

 

yo mamas so fat when she walks outside in a rain jacket people yell Taxi!!

 

so what about this
y yo momma got a moustache bigga than ya daddy

 

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks outside in a red dress, kids go "Hey! It's Cool-aid!"

 

Your mamma's so fat, she walked by your neighbors window and they lost light for 3 days!

 

Yo mama's so fat, it took me 10 buses and 10 trains to get on her good side!

Boy 1: You mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got STUCK
Boy 2: Yeah? YO mama's SO fat, she tripped and MADE the Grand Canyon
Boy 1:

 

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke the damn thing.

 

yo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie