I have a confession.

This is the confession thread, the rules are simple, make a confession.
Easy!

(I got you, didn't I? 8))

I tend to lead women (and sometimes men) on even though I'm not interested in them.

 

The £10k worth of diamonds were actually left in a Taxi here.

 

I have ADHD.

 

I'm gay for women.

 

I'll play this topic seriously.

I stole my cousin's walkman and swapped it for a game boy back in high school. The walkman was a gift he received just a week earlier. I was never suspected of anything.

 

Bless me father, for I have sinned.

 

I had my brother piss in a mop bucket and I mopped the basement at my church's parish center...

I did it cause the janitor doesn't do shiat.

That was about an hour ago. :

 

I stole a box of crayons when I was eight. Best decision I ever made.

 

I went absent from school for a week.

 

I stole multiple things from school, IN ORDER:
Toy car-preschool
Pens,pencils,pellet guns,rubbers and highlighters-grade 4-7

 

Lawlz, Rubbers.

Oh man where to start...

I started Masturbating when I was 7 years old
uhm I'm a digital Pirate (type my universal screen name "gavilatius" into google, see what you get)
I've stolen school property (--->and government<---)
I've pissed in the school's pool in public
I almost went to jail
I've killed a cat and a few crows
I've stomped the crap out of a pigeon
I tried to have sex with a friend while she had a boyfriend
I've turned people against each other to get what I want
I stole an Ipod and sold it back to the person I stole it from

Spoiler

(wanna hear the story, PM me)

I tried to have sex with my best friend's sister
I tried to have sex with another friend's Mom
I masturbated to my friend when she was sleeping
I lead women to believe I like them

.... does anyone want to hear more? i have a list.

 

you fail, that is all

 

I'm evil, that is all

 

...the next person that post here I've quite possible fapped about.

No exceptions.

 

oh god... ;D

 

Go on,tell us what really happened outside McDonalds a year ago.

 

Heheh. I remember that. :

 

You both read the topic, that was a forum friendly version of the police statment.

I have another confession, Im in a love/hate relationship with myself, I fucking hate the way i rant but I love myself too much to hurt myself

 

I killed a rat. Yeah, believe it...

 

What topic? I'm really curious now.