I am 18 today :D

It is my birthday
I am 18 now :O

 

Happy Birthday Jonez.

 

Thanks Mint

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JONEZ.

 

Happy birthday to you!

 

Happy Birthday. You driving ?

 

Happy fucking birthday to you! ;D

 

Not YET

 

Happy Birthday!!!

Spoiler

Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Couldn't find you a cake...so here's a cupcake!

 

Very happy birthday to you. Make sure it's filled with friends, fun and lots of birthday cake

 

happy birthday!

 

Happy birthday. Now, go to college, get a job. And get a life.

 

xD! I am going for ICT

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTr0codZYus

This is the perfect birthday song for you

 

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact you were able to make another trip around the sun, and the whole clan gathers 'round and gifts and laughter go about. And we let out a joyful sound, and sing that stupid song!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're now one year older! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're life still isn't over!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You did not accomplish much. But you didn't die this year so I guess thats good enough.

So lets drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself the chance of finding fame and fortune decreases every year.

Does it feel like you are doing laps and eatting food and taking naps and hoping that one day you're life will have some more cheer.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! What have you done that matters? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your starting to get fatter!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Its down hill from here on out, try not to remind yourself that your best years are all gone!

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney, and live for all eternity inside a block of ICE!

But instead your time is set, this is the only life you get and though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You wish you had more money! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your life is so sad its funny!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

Happy birthday to you!

Spoiler

 

Wheres the cake?

 

Happy birthday.

[Insert humorous image and/or joke here]
^ My best try.

 

Happy Birthday....

Drunk yer first six-pack yet? I know I have!