How was the chicken made?

based on your opinion and knowledge, how is the chicken made? state your answers ;D
P.S. not the food, the animal

 

the chicken is made by marinating them in a mixture of pepper, salt and garlic powder overnight, then it is lightly coated with flour and deep fry in hot oil til it turn golden brown.

 

not that chicken, the animal chicken how is it made?

 

yer a chicken man. Chicken was made by jesus


EDIT:Jesus was created by the chicken, and therefore chicken was created by jesus

 

well seeing as we know you don't believe in evolution what the hell is the point of this thread.

so to please you i'm gona say "god did it" (but with a hint of sarcasm)

or the more plausible answer it was a gene splice experiment between a lion and a duck, i don't know why they did it but those cave men scientists were a bunch of nutters.

 

oh.....

ahem.......

The Chicken is made when a Papa Chicken get Mama Chicken knocked out, then Mama Chicken lay a fertilize egg and Mama Chicken sit on top of the egg til it hatchs into Baby Chicken

 

The chicken is made when you plant chickpeas and It'll start to grow into a fuul grown chik-hen

 

...a process of (sorry to say) evolution, it may have been some reptile it evolved from (since as they say, some reptiles evolved into birds, in those documentires...) and that reptile/dinosaur may have been a decendant of the very creature that walked out from the primodual ooze...

Which came first, not sure, but the egg may have been a mechanic in the evolution process, they may have once gave birth naturally, but as the creatures evolved, they started prducing eggs...

In other words, the one we see now no longer resembles the original creature, like the monkies and humans, and to a lesser extent, Michael Jackson and his kids...

 

But that chicken came from an egg which came from a chicken which came from an egg which came from a mutant chicken-dile/labradoodle.

 

Like my michael jackson theroy

 

I never noticed your post... but yeah. We should try and force the chicken to become (evolve into) the second most intelligent life form on earth.

 

i do believe in evolution, thats why i made this thread. if you dont seem to understand, why bother posting? lol

 

The chicken came from the egg, simple ^^

 

...my point is where did the egg that made the chicken in the first place come from?

And sorry if I'm going nuts with my therorys...I tried to make a joke of the second post, as for this one I'm serious, egg's gotta come from somewhere...

 

The egg was the mutation of another bird, quite possibly a seagull (that would HURT, chicken eggs are big)

 

i see, but where did it came from? how did it form? confusing right?

 

I would hazard a guess that humans have dictated the evolutionary path of the chicken for quite some time. The battery chicken is descended from wild fowl, like how all dogs are descended from a single species of wolf.

 

is just me or do i see silliness

mmmmmmm lets see your understanding

i'm gona guess this as a joke as its ridiculously silly

you believing what he said showing a complete utter lack of knowledge of evolution or generally how the world works

 

Worth a read ->

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2006/may/26/uknews