How to make a time machine?

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No really.

I've seen a whole bunch of stuff on how to make a successful time machine, but it usually requires that you have access to a professional lab. I want something just a little easier to make than this.

Thanks for answers.

 

You need a stick, a torch and a fairly large mirror. Put the mirror at the end of a corrider, turn on the torch and run towards the mirror. The light from the torch will now be travelling faster than the speed of light (the speed of light + your velocity), the mirror will then reflect this supercharged light and turn into a warp portal. Run through the mirror and into a different period of time.

The stick is for fighting off dinosaurs/neanderthals/space mutants. To get back to your own timeline simply find some form of reflective surface and shine the torch on it which will create another warp portal that is linked to the first one.

Happy travels.

 

...that link you posted has easy to read instructions to make said time machine...even I can follow them...

 

Now you understand time travel.

 

God I wish I had this time Machine...

Spoiler

 

I'd prefer this one

 

Ever seen the one from Napoleon Dynamite? That one worked really well.

 

There was a time machine in Napoleon Dynamite?

 

Yeah. Did you not watch the movie? - http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mo0p_napoleon-dynamite-the-time-machine_fun

 

Yeah, nothing beats a flying DeLoreon!

 

This thing's pretty cool too...


Yeah it's Christian propaganda but a house that actually flies through time is still kick ass.


On the other hand, Time Kettle (Google search "Time Quest/Tonde Keman for this one) is pretty sweet too.

 

if time travel was possible the world would be a much much worse place

 

BUT!!! There would always be someone to stop you before you do something to change the history of the world in a time paradoxical sense.

 

Napoleon Dynamite has one, don't know if it really works though :/
http://www.hulu.com/watch/8729/napoleon-dynamite-the-time-machine

Spoiler

 

Time travel is possible. You can travel forward but not back.

 

That's what I posted before.

 

oh, my bad :3

 

That's one of the funniest parts of that movie.

I don't think you can go back into time, or go forward in time to future events that have not yet occurred.

Yeah, I know it's theoretical on paper, but in all actuality, will it work? Who knows.