How EVIL are you?

...well, i said to a bunch of kids in the kindergarden (when we passed near on the way to do some stuff,afterschool) "Santa Claus does not exist... your gifts come from your parents" ... i continued with: " BWAHAHAHAHAHA" ...

I am bored at the moment


So, how EViL are you ?

 

Oooooo thaaats eviiiill...

Me? I stole a candy from a plate in a bank when no one was looking... Now I feel guilty...

 

I ran over a seagull and laughed...as I picked it's remains up.

I nearly rammed a few cars at 100km's because they pissed me off...

I chased a car going 120km's because the couple in the back were making out...not to watch-but to let them know that isn't the best place


[me=hYpNoS]is not evil, but psycotic[/me]


And I stole $200 from mother just for pokemon cards...back in the days before I got a job..



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Why feel gulity?

Your allowed to take those...


I taken half a bowl-and they saw me-no one cared because I was just 9...


ANd of course my game dumping...

[me=hYpNoS]expoits eb game's 7 day return policy[/me]

 

I put bear traps in my yard for halloween as a test so that the few little kids that did make it actually earned their candy.

You guys are pansies.

 

Reider : lolz !!


Well i forgot to mention this: i asked my little nephew if he wants a candy that i happen to have in my pocket...last piece of something yummy. i ate it before his eyes and laughed ... almost choked - that must be karma ...

 

I'd doubt you would reall do that...


Mine are real life experiences...


I once broke some of my brother's toys out of spite, locked up his ds when he pissed me off...


And started a massive paper ball riot in my school's toilets years ago...

They all looked up to me (because of my height XD) and copied me...

Wet toilet paper-ceiling=$2000 to clean it.


And because I confessed I got off scot free...


Oh-and I downloaded music illegally during school times XD

 

hypnos: LOL! that is amazing !

well ,only because you mentioned toilette paper,but not so extreme as what you did (what you claim you did)...i covered my schoolmate in wet toilette paper like a friggin mummy,because he said something to me during class ...when i wanted to slap his face ,the teacher punished me.so ... i humiliated him with that toilette paper
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well i installed GTA on most of our school computers, plus Mortal Kombat 2 ... and also Wolf 3d lol ,not a big deal ... i know .but it HAS TO BE EVIL !

 

Wow-nice I must admit for a school prank XD


But the car one is the worse I will admit..I do regret it...


But the seagull was priceless!


I EVEN HAVE A SNAP SHOT OF IT!

...I'll pm ya if you don't believe-my lancer needed a good clean after what I did XD

 

I have one better then telling the kids santa wasn't real....



That and this one is the most evil of all!!!

 

i broke a girl's heart ;D

 

hypnos: did you ever fight - phisicaly - with a professor? i wont confirm i did it ,since it is a shameful act ... but anyway ,my question stands


but anyway: pray,folks...continue we all know that hypnos is the most evil arround...who would laugh at a splattered seagull ...

 

i download music illegaly and get paid for them

 

..........I don't know if this is evil... but...

I make my one of my friend cry.. without reason though.. ;D
What I do is, acting serious and MAD at her... with a loud voice....

She cries a lot, and says " I hate you ".... -_-"
But, I tell her "I'm just joking"....
but she ignore it until one day she forgive me.. ;D

(hell yeah, that takes 1 and half week)

You know who is that?
She is Emi. ;D

So, until today no one(woman) will cry because of me.

 

I personally told Carl Rowe it was a good idea to help get George Bush elected, well not really but that would have made me evil

I did get expelled from high school for fighting then totally slashed the Vice Principals tires though (it was a dare).

 

I'm not a fighter, just an agressive person who uses his car more than his fist.

I will chase ya if you get to close to my car while driving...



Being evil is not something to be proud of, but it happens...



I could think of more but I'd go to jail (maybe) so I'll keep it as is.

 

I broke a girl's neck.

 

This is nothing compared to you guys, but whenever my sister pisses me off, SOMETHING happens to her pc.... XD
no, i don't know why my internet works and yours doesn't.
no, i don't know why your monitor stopped working.
no, i dont know how your flash drive got formatted.
no, i don't know how ALL the pictures on your camera got deleted.
no, i don't know why my hdd got corrupted and i managed to recover all the data, except yours....

 

Sounds like a friend of mine who hacks people's computers...

 

I go into public restrooms and remove all the toilet paper, soap and those little towels you use to dry your hands.
When I rent movies, I scratch the discs and return them late.
I don't chip in petrol money when someone gives me a lift.
I use fries to make seagulls attack children when I go to the beach.
I hide people's clothes and other belongings whenever I'm in a locker or changing room.
I eat bananas and leave the skin on the pavement.
I open up ovens before souffles are done.
I don't put any sugar or milk in the coffee I make for others.
At the airport, I take other people's baggage and leave it some distance away from the baggage return carousels.
I snore.
I ask if certain clothes make me look fat, then get mad regardless of how the other person responds.
On the motorway, I drive in the fast lane, but slowly.
When I see a car waiting for me to pass by so they can turn, I don't signal that I'm turning too.

Am I worse than Satan or what?

 

Satan is a nice and friendly being, he wouldn't anything as EVIL as you do!